Definitions by D. Gould

wallet salad

Paper currency, of any denomination.

"I forgot to hit the ATM. Got any wallet salad on you?"

wallet salad by D. Gould December 23, 2006

sleaze hound 

Someone with a genuine fetish, for all things sleazy. Whether it be hardcore porn, drugs, snuff, or anything else considered "left of center", and socially unacceptable. Can usually be found patronizing adult video/bookstores, leather bars, body rub parlours, bathhouses, strip joints, and seedy hotels.

"The all-night adult video shop, is a sleaze hound magnet."

sleaze hound by D. Gould December 23, 2006

social cockroach 

Much like the insect bearing the same name, a social cockroach, is a person with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, who just refuses to go away.

"My ex-husband, is a 100% social cockroach. He prowls the night in a drunken stupor, vandalizing my boyfriend's car."

social cockroach by D. Gould December 9, 2006

chick dick 

Another name for a dildo.

No boyfriend? Go buy a chick dick!

chick dick by D. Gould November 29, 2006

homo hip 

Anything made hip in modern society, because of its affiliation to queer culture (i.e. fashion, film, etc.).

"Wrestling shoes and frosted slow-hawks? That's SO homo hip!"

homo hip by D. Gould November 29, 2006

bootback 

A person who professionally shines boots, at a gay, leather bar. Usually only works weekends, and does so partially to satisfy his own, personal boot fetish.

"Where's the bootback? I got a scuff on my Wesco's!"

bootback by D. Gould November 29, 2006

Tom Cruise complex 

A short guy, who won't allow his wife or girlfriend to wear high heels, because it makes her taller then himself. Name appropriately after Tom Cruise: The Scientology Midget of Hollywood.

"Good thing I don't have Tom Cruise complex. My girlfriend has a closet filled with platform boots."

Tom Cruise complex by D. Gould November 5, 2006