An "ass pirate", of the first order. Often observed dancing to disco, wearing leather chaps, and a Muir cap.
by D. Gould June 27, 2006
Covert flirting between two people. Because they have to keep their true feelings for each other secret, for whatever reason (i.e. they work together, one is married, etc.).
"Those two can't seem to stand each other! They're always fighting over something!"
"Wrong, man. It's all a front they put up. They're actually macking on the sly."
"Wrong, man. It's all a front they put up. They're actually macking on the sly."
by D. Gould March 08, 2006
by D. Gould May 21, 2006
A really filthy, dirty, smelly, regretable fuck. A fuck so grungy and diseased, one goes running to the STD clinic the next morning.
"Dude...Please tell me you didn't bag that whore from the bar last night."
"I did. I was so hammered, I just didn't care. She was the nastiest gutter lay I've ever had."
"I did. I was so hammered, I just didn't care. She was the nastiest gutter lay I've ever had."
by D. Gould February 16, 2009
A blunt force object (such as a hammer or crowbar), carried on a motorcycle, used to extract revenge. When a vehicle is driven too carelessly next to a rider, and they are subsequently almost run over, the "traffic cop" is withdrawn from its respective sheath, and used to smash the windshield of the offending party.
by D. Gould January 14, 2007
The most basic degree to which a person must first qualify, in order for you to engage in sexual relations with them.
"Dude...Did you tap that chick's ass at the party?"
"Ya. She wasn't UBER hot. But she met 'sufficient cuteness'."
"Ya. She wasn't UBER hot. But she met 'sufficient cuteness'."
by D. Gould February 11, 2006
by D. Gould July 24, 2008