jaw jack

Talking down to someone. Usually occurs during sexual intercourse, or after you've just whopped someone's ass in a fight. May include finger pointing, as well as obscene gestures.
"After he kicked the guy's ass, he got down next to his ear, jaw jacked him, and started doing push-ups!"
by D. Gould February 06, 2006
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bathhouse jiu-jitsu

1.) Sex between homos, within the confines of a bathhouse.

2.) Any required self-defense technique, to avert such an unwanted sexual advance in said bathhouse.
"Don't go into that steamroom. There's some serious bathhouse jiu-jitsu going on."
by D. Gould July 05, 2006
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gastric lube job

When a chick deepthroats too aggressively, and her gag reflex causes her to unexpectedly vomit on your cock.
"My date gave me a gastric lube job the other night, in the front seat of my car. It still fucking stinks so bad, I had to take the bus to work!"
by D. Gould May 01, 2006
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victory lap

The extra year a student has to spend in high school in order to graduate, because they are academically behind everyone else in their class.
"Are you going to grad?"

"Not this year. I can't. I have to do a victory lap, instead."
by D. Gould March 24, 2006
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kept bitch

A person in a long term, sexual relationship, who does not work. But instead, is taken care of financially. Only with the unspoken understanding, they must peform certain duties, to remain in said lifestyle. Term most often applies to females, but may include males as well.
"That chick hasn't worked one day in her entire life. She's a one-hundred percent kept bitch."
by D. Gould January 23, 2006
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wayward son

Any individual who thinks for themselves, and laughs in the face of authority. Someone who goes against the grain in several aspects of their life, and is publically chastised for doing so. A person who refuses to bend to the conventions of society. A natural born leader. Unconventional in their wisdom, and accutely aware of their surroundings at all times. Often alienated for being so.
"The Motorcycle Boy, in SE Hinton's novel 'Rumble Fish', was definitely a wayward son."
by D. Gould February 22, 2006
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Newfie Retirement Fund

Anyone who frequently plays the lottery, in hopes of acquiring financial security.
"Did you check our numbers, for the Newfie Retirement Fund?"

"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."
by D. Gould January 09, 2007
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