D. Gould's definitions

homo hip

Anything made hip in modern society, because of its affiliation to queer culture (i.e. fashion, film, etc.).

"Wrestling shoes and frosted slow-hawks? That's SO homo hip!"

by D. Gould November 29, 2006

jaw jack

Talking down to someone. Usually occurs during sexual intercourse, or after you've just whopped someone's ass in a fight. May include finger pointing, as well as obscene gestures.

"After he kicked the guy's ass, he got down next to his ear, jaw jacked him, and started doing push-ups!"

by D. Gould February 6, 2006

victory lap

The extra year a student has to spend in high school in order to graduate, because they are academically behind everyone else in their class.

"Are you going to grad?"

"Not this year. I can't. I have to do a victory lap, instead."

by D. Gould March 24, 2006

kept bitch

A person in a long term, sexual relationship, who does not work. But instead, is taken care of financially. Only with the unspoken understanding, they must peform certain duties, to remain in said lifestyle. Term most often applies to females, but may include males as well.

"That chick hasn't worked one day in her entire life. She's a one-hundred percent kept bitch."

by D. Gould January 23, 2006

bathhouse jiu-jitsu

1.) Sex between homos, within the confines of a bathhouse.

2.) Any required self-defense technique, to avert such an unwanted sexual advance in said bathhouse.

"Don't go into that steamroom. There's some serious bathhouse jiu-jitsu going on."

by D. Gould July 5, 2006

kill the town

When an entertainer of some sort purposely goes out of their way to put on a bad show, because they can't stand the town they are in.

"Screw this outfit. It's nothing but redneck racists. Let's kill the town, and get the fuck outta here quick."

by D. Gould August 19, 2008

waffle

To bash someone upside their head, with a unspecified foreign object of some sort. Could be a garbage can, chair, tire iron, or anything within reachable distance to the assailent.

"I knew the fight was going form bad to worse, when I saw the one guy waffle the other with a 'STOP' sign."

by D. Gould April 26, 2006