pucker power

A sportbike that goes SO fast, it causes your anus to "pucker up", to keep your insides from falling out.

"I know a guy, who got clocked on his Hayabusa 1300, going three hundred k. Now THAT'S pucker power!"

by D. Gould January 28, 2006

friendgirl

A girl who wants all the perks of having a loyal boyfriend (i.e. access to money, a car, sex, emotional support), but doesn't want the social responsibilties expected with carrying the title of "girlfriend". Thus allowing her to sleep around with impunity.

"Are you and Jake going out?"

"No. I'm just his friendgirl."

by D. Gould March 15, 2009

weekend alcoholic

A person perpetually intoxicated on weekends. May not partake during the work week, but overindulges every weekend consistently.

"He drank nine beers, over three hours Saturday night. Suffice to say, he's a weekend alcoholic."

by D. Gould February 19, 2006

Roofie Flu

The side effects felt the morning after one has been dosed with Rohypnol. Some of which includes dizziness, drowsiness, headaches, memory imparement, and stomach problems.

"You look like shit. You hung over?"

"I should't be. I only had three beers."

"Uh oh! You got the Roofie Flu!"

by D. Gould March 07, 2009

song and dance

Unecessary complaining or excuses. Long and drawn out in length, with seemingly no end in sight.

"Don't give me a song and dance. Just do the fucking work, and shut the hell up!"

by D. Gould February 24, 2006

spec junkie

Any person overly concerend with the specifications of a product, to the point of being anal-retentive. They are a salesperson's worst nightmare. Often observed asking the same questions multiple times over, because they believe the salesperson is lying to them. And therefore is trying to catch them doing so. Occasonally, them become so engrossed in the specifics of a product, they lose sight of the most essential information.

"This helmet, has a dual-internal venting system...its made of a high density, polycarbonate...designed to take impacts of up to 200km/h...has a up-to-date Snell rating...has a fully removable lining, designed to wisk away moisture...it's".

"And guess what? You DUMB-ASS, SPEC JUNKIE! It doesn't fit your head properly!"

by D. Gould July 09, 2006

switch hit

Masterbating, with your non-dominant hand. Much like a "friendly stranger", it supposedly gives one the feeling of being tugged by another person.

"If you're right-handed, why don't you jerk off with your right hand?"

"Because if you switch hit, it makes you cum faster."

by D. Gould June 09, 2006