Definitions by D. Gould
dick swinger
A homosexual who, as a result of being sexual aroused in a public place of nudity (i.e. locker room, shower area, etc.), can't seem to keep himself from masterbating.
dick swinger by D. Gould February 2, 2008
S and M'er
Short for "Stand and Model". Someone in the BDSM community who dresses the part, but does not participate.
S and M'er by D. Gould November 1, 2007
patch over
When members of one motorcycle club, are incorporated into a much larger motorcycle club. Thus, the unification results in the former club no longer existing. Its members subsequently trade in their previously worn club colours, or "patch over", for the colours of the larger club. These patches are usually worn on the back of a vest or jacket, and display a club's name, the owner's name and rank, and chapter of said club.
patch over by D. Gould September 24, 2007
Are your cheeks warm?
Man 1: "Are your cheeks warm?"
Man 2: "No. But your ass will be...AFTER I'M DONE KICKING IT, YOU PANSY PUNK!".
*SMACK*!!!!!!!!!!!
Man 2: "No. But your ass will be...AFTER I'M DONE KICKING IT, YOU PANSY PUNK!".
*SMACK*!!!!!!!!!!!
Are your cheeks warm? by D. Gould February 22, 2007
flake job
"It was minus fifteen degrees, with a foot of snow covering the ground, when this flake job rode his motorcycle into my shop today."
highway hijack
When traffic comes to a complete hault, at a highway offramp, because of squeegie kids panning for change. One driver inevitably gives in, and therefore causes the resulting gridlock.
"The light's green. Why aren't we moving?"
"There's a gutterpunk on the island, conducting a highway hijack."
"There's a gutterpunk on the island, conducting a highway hijack."
highway hijack by D. Gould February 10, 2007