faganomics

All things pretaining to the male, homosexual lifestyle. With heavy emphasis, on overly feminine behaviours.

"Owning leather chaps, but no motorcycle, is an obvious sign of faganomics at work."

by D. Gould June 01, 2006

all about the beave

A person who's primary goal in life, is to have as much sex with the female gender, as humanly possible. Perpetually unattached romantically, they care nothing for the notion of descretion. Completely uninhibited in their behaviour, they will fornicate anywhere, with anyone, at anytime. Often are either revered, or despised for their qualities.

"He's a nice guy. But don't expect any type of relationship from him. Because he's all about the beave."

by D. Gould February 19, 2006

BMW rider

The king of snobby, whiney motorcyclists. Frowned upon, because of their insseent need to be waited on, hand and foot. In addition, to their unsubstantiated beliefs, that they ride THE "superior motorcycle".

"Hard luggage, tailbags, gel seats, and heated grips? Who the fuck puts all this unnecessary shit on their bike?"

"A BMW rider. Who else?"

by D. Gould March 19, 2006

repeat offender

A customer, who habitually returns purchases, for no good reason, other than to be a complete pain in the ass. During the original purchase, they bombard the salesperson, with questions regarding refund and return policies. So frequently and with such conviction, the salesperson can almost predict them coming back within 48 hours or less. This process can possibly go on for months, before it is finally resolved. Easily spotted, because everything they say about the product is jaded and pessimistic.

"That guy's my 'repeat offender'. Send someone else to deal with him. On second, thought? FUCK THAT SHIT. Throw his ass out, and call the cops if me makes a fuss!"

by D. Gould January 13, 2006

back alley parkin'

Occurs during the act of "doggy-style" sexual intercourse. When the giver attempts to enter the receiver's anus, without first requesting permission to do so. Usually resulting in the incompletion of said act.

"Homes trying to slip in, a back alley parkin' job on his woman. But she revoked his driver's licence!"

by D. Gould January 06, 2006

Satan wear

Slag for gothic apparel. Primairly of the shade black. May refer to any of the gothic sub-genre styles: Cyber, Industrial, Victorian, or Death Rock. Made of materials that may include leather, PVC, rubber, lace, or velvet. Dubbed so, because most people assume goths are also 'Satanists'.

"My mom went through my closet, and shredded all my Satan wear. Now, she's making me go to church!"

by D. Gould February 01, 2006

grabbing air

What you do, when a cop rolls up on you, and tells you to "put your hands in the air".

"The Five-O rolled up on me during a B&E. And before I knew it, I was grabbing air."

by D. Gould January 25, 2006