Definitions by D. Gould

dropped the ball 

To screw up a major opportunity, that possibly comes along only once in a blue moon.

"One keg of beer, two blonde twins, a hotel room, and an endless supply of rubbers. Think he shagged them? Nope. He dropped the ball."

dropped the ball by D. Gould February 15, 2006

tapping a vein 

Injecting drugs into your bloodstream. Usually done by only the most hardcore addicts, as it results in the quickest high.

"I know this junkie that got HIV, from tapping a vein."

tapping a vein by D. Gould February 14, 2006

safe word 

In the practice of sado-masochism, a "safe word", is an agreed upon word uttered by the recipient masochist, when he/she can no longer tollerate any more pain administered by the sadist, during a session. Maybe also be used, to indicate they may need a temporary "break" in said session.

"Ouch...ouch...ouch...ouch...RED(safe word)!"

safe word by D. Gould February 13, 2006

sufficient cuteness 

The most basic degree to which a person must first qualify, in order for you to engage in sexual relations with them.

"Dude...Did you tap that chick's ass at the party?"

"Ya. She wasn't UBER hot. But she met 'sufficient cuteness'."

sufficient cuteness by D. Gould February 10, 2006

Vegas ass 

The exact opposite, of "smells like ass". Unlike the previous phrase, "Vegas ass" describes hygenically and visually refined bottoms, or their associated scent. An ass one is more likely to lick, than find repulsive. Typicallly found on an exotic dancer, who works in a very high-end, Las Vegas "Gentleman's Club". Henceforth, the name.

"This place smells like ass. And NOT, freshly scrubbed, "Vegas ass" either!"

Vegas ass by D. Gould February 9, 2006

concrete shoes 

A method of human disposal, developed and perfected by the Italian mob. Involves encasing a person's feet in poured concrete, and dumping them, alive or dead, into a deep body of water.

"Luco Brata sleeps with the fishes. We just fitted him for concrete shoes."

concrete shoes by D. Gould February 9, 2006

call a lumberjack 

What you need to do when you get "wood", from looking at a hot chick.

"Uh oh. Someone call a lumberjack. 'Cause I got WOOD!"

call a lumberjack by D. Gould February 6, 2006