shit magnet

Any person, in which trouble and drama, follows them everywhere they go.
"Stay away from that chick. She's a total shit magnet."
by D. Gould January 01, 2007
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homo hip

Anything made hip in modern society, because of its affiliation to queer culture (i.e. fashion, film, etc.).
"Wrestling shoes and frosted slow-hawks? That's SO homo hip!"
by D. Gould November 29, 2006
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chick dick

No boyfriend? Go buy a chick dick!
by D. Gould November 29, 2006
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trick card

Pre-designed cards left on top a bar, usually in a drink glass, for patrons. They are used to write down a person's name and phone number. Should they happen to hook-up with someone in a bar or club.
"You got that chick's phone number?"

"Ya. It's right here...Oh shit. I lost my trick card! FUCK!!!"
by D. Gould July 24, 2008
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bathhouse jiu-jitsu

1.) Sex between homos, within the confines of a bathhouse.

2.) Any required self-defense technique, to avert such an unwanted sexual advance in said bathhouse.
"Don't go into that steamroom. There's some serious bathhouse jiu-jitsu going on."
by D. Gould July 05, 2006
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highway hijack

When traffic comes to a complete hault, at a highway offramp, because of squeegie kids panning for change. One driver inevitably gives in, and therefore causes the resulting gridlock.
"The light's green. Why aren't we moving?"

"There's a gutterpunk on the island, conducting a highway hijack."
by D. Gould February 08, 2007
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hooligan

A sport bike rider, infamous for their insane hijynks. Often observed pulling endos, wheelies, burnouts, and burying their speedo on the highway. Much like "street squid", they rarely wear the proper riding apparel. Ranked as the following:

1.) "H.I.T." (Hooligan In Training)- Beginner.

2.) "Resident" Hooligan- Intermediate.

3.) "Confirmed" Hooligan- Professional.
"How long's Mark had his GSXR?"

"About two seasons. Since then, he's laid it down twice pulling endos, and got busted for doing 160km's on the highway. At this point, he's a confirmed hooligan."
by D. Gould June 09, 2006
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