D. Gould's definitions

bodybag

The method in which some street drugs are wrapped and distributed. Using either a latex condom, or rubber balloon.

"Be careful not to spill that coke in my car."

"Don't worry. It's wrapped in a bodybag. We'll open it when we get to the club."

by D. Gould May 1, 2006

bunking a noob

When a new co-worker has to share a timecard slot with you, because they're so fresh, they don't even have their own.

"Who's Ann?"

"She started full time Friday. So I'm bunking a noob, until they get her a slot of her own."

by D. Gould February 25, 2006

whored out

A woman who does everything in her power to portray herself in a slutty fashion. In behaviour, as well as dress code.

"Did you see how Heather was acting at the party? What the fuck was up with that?"

"Dude...Since Mike broke up with her, she's totally whored out.".

by D. Gould October 17, 2008

dropped a Sushi

When your house cat both shits and pisses in your bed, purely out of revenge or defiance. Occasionally compounded, if the act in question takes place during the owner's absence, and the waste is subsequently left to ferment for an extended period of time. Named appropriately after the infamous feline "Sushi Bum-Bum". Third-Dan black belt, in the art of Turd Dropping.

"My cat dropped a Sushi SO badly, I had to wash the sheet three times!"

by D. Gould November 4, 2006

shit magnet

Any person, in which trouble and drama, follows them everywhere they go.

"Stay away from that chick. She's a total shit magnet."

by D. Gould January 3, 2007

gutter lay

A really filthy, dirty, smelly, regretable fuck. A fuck so grungy and diseased, one goes running to the STD clinic the next morning.

"Dude...Please tell me you didn't bag that whore from the bar last night."

"I did. I was so hammered, I just didn't care. She was the nastiest gutter lay I've ever had."

by D. Gould February 16, 2009

hit the ground running

Finding yourself in a situation that is fast-paced, and physically overwhelming. Often that feeling is heighted by a sense of mass confusion, and personal ineptness. Term was first coined to describe the "D-Day" invasion of World War 2. When Allied ships inflitrated Nazi shores, and infantry troops literally had to "hit the ground running", to keep from getting shot.

"I started my new job today. It was so busy, I had to hit the ground running, and had no time to get any training in."

by D. Gould February 23, 2006