by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003
by D. Ferrel September 25, 2003
Friend 1: Did you hear what happened to Spider?
Friend 2: nah what haffened (notice he took flight once and lost his front teeth, thus the ff's and not the pp's)
Friend 1: he was riding his board down a hill and hit a rock!
Friend 2: dayum...did his asth take fwight
Friend 1: yeah fool...like 40 or 50 ft.
Friend 2: nah what haffened (notice he took flight once and lost his front teeth, thus the ff's and not the pp's)
Friend 1: he was riding his board down a hill and hit a rock!
Friend 2: dayum...did his asth take fwight
Friend 1: yeah fool...like 40 or 50 ft.
by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003
"His parachute pants are so retro"
by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003
The pact taken after you burn your ass on the asphalt in a roller skating accident. Can't wash it cause it will burn too much.
by D. Ferrel September 25, 2003
by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003
A treat used to get retarded kids to follow your instruction. Something equivalent to a Scooby Snack.
Mrs. Johnson: "I can't get Auggie to wash his hands."
Mr. Smith: "Well give him some tardbait or something......maybe a bologna slice or a capri sun."
Mr. Smith: "Well give him some tardbait or something......maybe a bologna slice or a capri sun."
by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003