zester

A person who unintentionally rubs people the wrong way for her own pleasure, who delights in scraping against the grain and rubbing raw other people's sensibilities, when her goal could more easily be accompished with a gentle and considerate approach. This personality type tends to be volatile, and is also known as nifer.

1.
Police Officer: "Lady I'm gonna have to write you a ticket.."

Zester: "Go ahead, you fat pig bastard; it's no wonder everyone hates cops. Can't touch this!! Woo hoo!!" (dances wildly in circles waving right hand in air)

2.
Zester: "Boss, can I leave early today to go get a fudgesicle, you moronic fairy? Ha, just kidding."

by D. January 11, 2005

Samma

An nickname for Samantha.

Better and less generic than the unisex nickname Sammy.

Samma is not here right now...

by D. November 27, 2004

yo mama

Yo Mama got one arm and swims in circles!

Yo mama got a peg leg with a kickstand!

Yo mama got one leg and her name's Eileen.

YO MAMA SO FAT....SHE WENT ON A DATE IN HIGH HEALS AND CAME BACK IN SANDLES!!!!

by D. September 30, 2003

George W. Bush

The leader of the highest level of organized crime ever seen by the world in the history of all mankind.

George W. Bush is the appointed, not elected, president of the U.S.A. and enough to make most Americans ashamed to be from such a place.

by D. December 06, 2004

faptabulous

faptabulous- a noun or adjective given to a woman because she looks good enough for a man to "commit spermicide."

Incredibly hot.

This girl is looking Faptabulous.

by D. July 20, 2004

Chops

Technical ability for drums,usually used for marching drums.

In the 1700's British army used back sticking to impress each other with their chops and prowess.

by D. December 15, 2003