D-Shiznit's definitions

cigarette

An instrument of death. Kills people around the smoker even quicker than it does the smoker, but the smoker apparently is too self-centered to care who dies as long as it isn't him/her, even if it's their own baby.

Smoker: Cigarettes don't do me THAT much harm.
Me: Maybe not, but secondhand smoke is twice as bad for someone else as the smoke is for you.
Smoker: But that's the whole point! I'm killing someone ELSE. I don't care who the hell dies from my cigarette smoke as long as it isn't me.
Me: Yeah, typical smoker attitude.

by D-Shiznit July 11, 2005

tatle tale

An insulting label to describe someone who actually *gasp* has the guts to stand up for what's right. Stop him before he spreads the real truth!

As kids, our parents discourage us from being tattle tales, but then they wonder why the crime rate is so high in our country. If we had more tattle tales, who knows? Maybe we could stop flooding our prisons with innocent people while the criminals roam the streets freely.

by D-Shiznit July 12, 2005

narrow minded

A label people stick on anyone who firmly believes anything at all.

In today's wishy-washy society, anyone who has the guts to stand up for what they believe in when (esp. what they believe in is unpopular) is labelled as narrow minded because everyone else is so open minded that, in many cases, their brains have fallen out.

by D-Shiznit July 28, 2005

work ethic

The apparently foreign concept (at least in the the U.S.) that people should work hard to get the job done no matter how much they're being paid.

If people in this country had better work ethic, we wouldn't have to outsource and the illegal immigrants wouldn't be "stealing" jobs from us.

by D-Shiznit November 12, 2006

atheist

Someone who says with their mouth that they have no god, but with their actions and attitude they worship themselves and thinks that anyone who disagrees is a complete moron.

Altough athiests love to shove the fact that "athiest" technically means without any god, the fact of the matter is that atheist worship themselves.

by D-Shiznit November 16, 2006

Yahoo! Answers

Yahoo! Answers is a site wherein only politically correct questions and answers that don't offend even the easiest people to offend are allowed and where if you aren't a slave to their anal retentive guidelines you are treated as an outcast and your account is eventually deleted.

The Yahoo! Answers staff need to pull their heads out of their butts because they delete questions and answers (and even accounts) without even paying much attention to whether they genuinely deserve to be deleted.

by D-Shiznit August 15, 2007

patriot

A real patriot is someone who loves their country enough to speak up when they see something that needs to be changed; not someone who blindly assumes that their government knows best and is always right no matter what.

I am a patriot in the real sense of the word, not the post-9/11 "if you don't kiss our government's butt you're not a real patriot" sense.

by D-Shiznit August 20, 2007