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narrow minded

A label people stick on anyone who firmly believes anything at all.
In today's wishy-washy society, anyone who has the guts to stand up for what they believe in when (esp. what they believe in is unpopular) is labelled as narrow minded because everyone else is so open minded that, in many cases, their brains have fallen out.
by D-Shiznit July 28, 2005
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spellastard

A person who, instead of answering questions on Yahoo! Answers, posts corrections to their grammar or spelling, usually followed by ad-hominem attacks against them based on the imperfections therein.
I hate spellastards!
by D-Shiznit January 11, 2009
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Yahoo! Answers

Yahoo! Answers is a site wherein only politically correct questions and answers that don't offend even the easiest people to offend are allowed and where if you aren't a slave to their anal retentive guidelines you are treated as an outcast and your account is eventually deleted.
The Yahoo! Answers staff need to pull their heads out of their butts because they delete questions and answers (and even accounts) without even paying much attention to whether they genuinely deserve to be deleted.
by D-Shiznit August 15, 2007
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reality tv

On the top of the list of American oxymorons, the only aspect of reality that it accurately portrays the American value that you have to be a backstabbing piece of bastard to survive in corporate America just like in shows like Survivor.
Reality TV is the fakest piece of shit ever broadcasted on TV. Except for all the backstabbing and the complete willingness to sacrifice friendships in the name of being self-centered and obsessed with winning something that isn't really worth the price, which is, unfortunately a very real part of our country.

See: Professional Sports
by D-Shiznit July 8, 2005
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endowed

1. A man who has, or claims to have a large penis (usually used as an inaccurate self-description).

2. Someonee who is wealthy.

Used largely by ignorant people who have to try to use big words to make them feel smart, even if they don't know what the words mean.
Person A: Don't be all trying to clown and shit nigga; I's endowed, so you best recognize, bitch!

Person B: Whatever it is that you THINK you're endowed with, it's obviously not an extensive vocabulary. And by the way, what does endowed mean anyways?

Person A: Dude! You's ignant! Endowed means I got a big dick!

Person B: No, that's incorrect word usage; endowed means being gifted with anything, not just a big dick you fuckin' ignoramus.
by D-Shiznit July 7, 2005
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lefty

1. A guitar designed so that it may be strummed with the left hand rather than standard guitars, whose body and string arrangement are designed to be strummed with the right hand.

2. Someone who uses their left hand to strum whether they are completely left-handed or not; also someone who is completely left-handed.
1. I own a regular guitar, but it's strung like a lefty so that I can play it.

2. Jimi Hendrix was/is one of the few famous leftys.
by D-Shiznit July 7, 2005
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holla

a word used by people who don't knoow how to spell the word "holler" correctly.
"I use the word "holla" because I'm protesting against people who actually know how to spell."
by D-Shiznit June 9, 2005
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