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On the top of the list of American oxymorons, the only aspect of reality that it accurately portrays the American value that you have to be a backstabbing piece of bastard to survive in corporate America just like in shows like Survivor.
Reality TV is the fakest piece of shit ever broadcasted on TV. Except for all the backstabbing and the complete willingness to sacrifice friendships in the name of being self-centered and obsessed with winning something that isn't really worth the price, which is, unfortunately a very real part of our country.
See: Professional Sports
See: Professional Sports
by D-Shiznit July 8, 2005
Get the reality tv mug.False information which is made out to be true by the media, or any other group of bullshit artists, including police officers. Although as a rule, propogandists spread their brand of bullshit intentionally, some people are so ignorant and hard-headed that they honestly beleive their own bullshit.
The show "COPS" is a load of propogandic bullshit that tries to make it seem like police are the good guys (as if they needed a further ego boost) and crimes, especially violent crimes, are only commited by black people, when neither is the whole truth.
by D-Shiznit July 5, 2005
Get the propaganda mug.An instrument of death. Kills people around the smoker even quicker than it does the smoker, but the smoker apparently is too self-centered to care who dies as long as it isn't him/her, even if it's their own baby.
Smoker: Cigarettes don't do me THAT much harm.
Me: Maybe not, but secondhand smoke is twice as bad for someone else as the smoke is for you.
Smoker: But that's the whole point! I'm killing someone ELSE. I don't care who the hell dies from my cigarette smoke as long as it isn't me.
Me: Yeah, typical smoker attitude.
Me: Maybe not, but secondhand smoke is twice as bad for someone else as the smoke is for you.
Smoker: But that's the whole point! I'm killing someone ELSE. I don't care who the hell dies from my cigarette smoke as long as it isn't me.
Me: Yeah, typical smoker attitude.
by D-Shiznit July 11, 2005
Get the cigarette mug.A real patriot is someone who loves their country enough to speak up when they see something that needs to be changed; not someone who blindly assumes that their government knows best and is always right no matter what.
I am a patriot in the real sense of the word, not the post-9/11 "if you don't kiss our government's butt you're not a real patriot" sense.
by D-Shiznit August 20, 2007
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A Small community of people who live in trailers.
Contrary to popular stereotype-driven belief that all trailer parks are full of white trash losers, there are plenty of perfectly decent blue collar people who live in them that, for one or another set of circumstances, can't afford to live in a regular house.
Contrary to popular stereotype-driven belief that all trailer parks are full of white trash losers, there are plenty of perfectly decent blue collar people who live in them that, for one or another set of circumstances, can't afford to live in a regular house.
There are plenty of low-lives who live in houses just as there are plenty of good people who live in trailer parks.
by D-Shiznit September 7, 2007
Get the trailer park mug.An insulting label to describe someone who actually *gasp* has the guts to stand up for what's right. Stop him before he spreads the real truth!
As kids, our parents discourage us from being tattle tales, but then they wonder why the crime rate is so high in our country. If we had more tattle tales, who knows? Maybe we could stop flooding our prisons with innocent people while the criminals roam the streets freely.
by D-Shiznit July 12, 2005
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