D-Shiznit's definitions
1. A man who has, or claims to have a large penis (usually used as an inaccurate self-description).
2. Someonee who is wealthy.
Used largely by ignorant people who have to try to use big words to make them feel smart, even if they don't know what the words mean.
2. Someonee who is wealthy.
Used largely by ignorant people who have to try to use big words to make them feel smart, even if they don't know what the words mean.
Person A: Don't be all trying to clown and shit nigga; I's endowed, so you best recognize, bitch!
Person B: Whatever it is that you THINK you're endowed with, it's obviously not an extensive vocabulary. And by the way, what does endowed mean anyways?
Person A: Dude! You's ignant! Endowed means I got a big dick!
Person B: No, that's incorrect word usage; endowed means being gifted with anything, not just a big dick you fuckin' ignoramus.
Person B: Whatever it is that you THINK you're endowed with, it's obviously not an extensive vocabulary. And by the way, what does endowed mean anyways?
Person A: Dude! You's ignant! Endowed means I got a big dick!
Person B: No, that's incorrect word usage; endowed means being gifted with anything, not just a big dick you fuckin' ignoramus.
by D-Shiznit July 7, 2005
Get the endowedmug. by D-Shiznit June 9, 2005
Get the hollamug. On the top of the list of American oxymorons, the only aspect of reality that it accurately portrays the American value that you have to be a backstabbing piece of bastard to survive in corporate America just like in shows like Survivor.
Reality TV is the fakest piece of shit ever broadcasted on TV. Except for all the backstabbing and the complete willingness to sacrifice friendships in the name of being self-centered and obsessed with winning something that isn't really worth the price, which is, unfortunately a very real part of our country.
See: Professional Sports
See: Professional Sports
by D-Shiznit July 8, 2005
Get the reality tvmug. On the top of the list of American oxymorons, the only aspect of reality that it accurately portrays the American value that you have to be a backstabbing piece of bastard to survive in corporate America just like in shows like Survivor.
Reality TV is the fakest piece of shit ever broadcasted on TV. Except for all the backstabbing and the complete willingness to sacrifice friendships in the name of being self-centered and obsessed with winning something that isn't really worth the price, which is, unfortunately a very real part of our country.
See: Professional Sports
See: Professional Sports
by D-Shiznit July 8, 2005
Get the reality tvmug. 1. A guitar designed so that it may be strummed with the left hand rather than standard guitars, whose body and string arrangement are designed to be strummed with the right hand.
2. Someone who uses their left hand to strum whether they are completely left-handed or not; also someone who is completely left-handed.
2. Someone who uses their left hand to strum whether they are completely left-handed or not; also someone who is completely left-handed.
1. I own a regular guitar, but it's strung like a lefty so that I can play it.
2. Jimi Hendrix was/is one of the few famous leftys.
2. Jimi Hendrix was/is one of the few famous leftys.
by D-Shiznit July 7, 2005
Get the leftymug.