D-Shiznit's definitions

endowed

1. A man who has, or claims to have a large penis (usually used as an inaccurate self-description).

2. Someonee who is wealthy.

Used largely by ignorant people who have to try to use big words to make them feel smart, even if they don't know what the words mean.

Person A: Don't be all trying to clown and shit nigga; I's endowed, so you best recognize, bitch!

Person B: Whatever it is that you THINK you're endowed with, it's obviously not an extensive vocabulary. And by the way, what does endowed mean anyways?

Person A: Dude! You's ignant! Endowed means I got a big dick!

Person B: No, that's incorrect word usage; endowed means being gifted with anything, not just a big dick you fuckin' ignoramus.

by D-Shiznit July 7, 2005

patriot

A real patriot is someone who loves their country enough to speak up when they see something that needs to be changed; not someone who blindly assumes that their government knows best and is always right no matter what.

I am a patriot in the real sense of the word, not the post-9/11 "if you don't kiss our government's butt you're not a real patriot" sense.

by D-Shiznit August 20, 2007

cigarette

An instrument of death. Kills people around the smoker even quicker than it does the smoker, but the smoker apparently is too self-centered to care who dies as long as it isn't him/her, even if it's their own baby.

Smoker: Cigarettes don't do me THAT much harm.
Me: Maybe not, but secondhand smoke is twice as bad for someone else as the smoke is for you.
Smoker: But that's the whole point! I'm killing someone ELSE. I don't care who the hell dies from my cigarette smoke as long as it isn't me.
Me: Yeah, typical smoker attitude.

by D-Shiznit July 11, 2005

Bill O'Reilly

A person who doesn't know his ass from his elbow about most of the things he talks about, but insists on trying to prevent the American public from seeking the truth for themselves as a means to get them to assume that his propogandic ramblings about subjects that a 5-year-old could demonstrate a better grasp on than he does are accurate.

See also: ANAL RETENTIVE
PROPOGANIST
BULLSHIT ARTIST

After watching only a few of Bill's shows, I detected an unmistakably strong scent of bullshit coming from my television}

by D-Shiznit June 5, 2005

holla

a word used by people who don't knoow how to spell the word "holler" correctly.

"I use the word "holla" because I'm protesting against people who actually know how to spell."

by D-Shiznit June 9, 2005