Twart

When your lady friend gets so into getting her twerk on during the song, Baby Got Back, she shakes something loose and farts at the same time and intervals.
Damn Ash, you don't need to go extra and go off and finish your dance moves with a twart! There are kids in the room, gurl.
by D Flo June 14, 2021
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retarligent

When a person is both mongoloid retarded about some things and also highly intelligent about other things at the same time.
I can't believe Krug it's so retarligent. He can build a rocket out of ducktape and chicken wire, but he can't figure out how to put a condom on.
by D Flo March 11, 2024
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Maxishoes

When a man wears shoes that are so feminite, that they require a maxipad attached just incase his feet start a period. If these shoes were any more lady like, he would most likely have a purse and earrings to match it.
Matt, those are some crazy maxishoes. Did you buy those on that infocommercial on oxygen?
by D Flo June 17, 2011
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Yaba daba doo

The act of a group of people dispersing quickly in random directions when:
1. Someone shows up that no one wants to talk to.
2. Someone in the group lets a horrendous fart at a bar.
3. In a business situation where negotiations goes wrong and the client runs.
1. Oh snap! Here comes Rod, let's yaba daba doo before he comes over here and starts doing impressions.

2. Damn Grant! Did you just crop dust us! Yaba daba doo!

3. What's up Bud?..if don't come to terms on this contract today, the client is going to yaba daba doo.
by D Flo July 01, 2011
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stream raping

When your partner or good friend takes over your netflix/hulu control and wants to play something against your will.
Oh great, you are stream raping me again with this Man in the High Castle shit. No, means no!!
by D Flo December 23, 2019
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Chicken Eye Wrestler

A co worker who is working on an unattainable project, but won't give up on it. He/she is wrestling with a forbidden area.
Glenn, you are being a Chicken Eye Wrestler. Ozone won't work, you need to let it go.
by D Flo October 09, 2008
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red october

Like the movie, hunt for red october, when a person goes missing or non responsive but during a business deal.
Bud: "Hey McCallister, call Bill and see where we are at in the decision process."

McCallister: "Bud, you are seriously wacked. I can't get a hold of him because he went red october after the meeting where we said he didn't have the signing power."

Bud: "True."
by D Flo July 02, 2011
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