Brigham Cheung

An Asian guy who resides in Utah
The huns invaded Utah and took down the sign for BYU and changed it to BCU, Brigham Cheung University
by D Flawless August 02, 2021
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Fubotomy

Brad gave Katie a fubotomy on Saturday night, then by Tuesday she could barely remember her name
by D Flawless September 08, 2020
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Cubecuck

A male cubicle worker worker who is typically early in his career or has hit a career plateau and is chronically deprived of both meaningful career progression and female companionship. His hope is to go to a top business school or law school to one day graduate to a more advanced lot in life such as the Chad CEO
Dude, I've been such a cubecuck lately, just answering calls crunching numbers and hoping one day I'll be able to find a girlfriend
by D Flawless March 29, 2020
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Frequent Jerker Miles

All the rewards you should be getting every time you bust a nut
If I'd remembered to cash in my frequent Jerker Miles before they expired I'd go on a shopping spree
by D Flawless December 23, 2019
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Sunday Morning Freeze

When the chicks all stop replying on Sunday morning after a wild Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's dick
Stacy gave me the Sunday morning freeze after a long night on Chad Thundercock's penis
by D Flawless November 04, 2019
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Selena Gonads

A Mexican celebrity chick who almost married Dustin Beaver before he married that skinny Hailey bitch
Did you hear, Selena Gonads and Dustin Beaver split up for good this time. Yeah I know it sucks. Life goes on
by D Flawless July 02, 2020
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Scaredcel

A man whose inceldom is attributable at least partitially to the fear of even approaching a girl
Ben was a total scaredcel. He went to the frat party and just stood in the corner and watched while Chad was grinding on all the hot girls.
by D Flawless February 23, 2020
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