Definitions by D F STuckey

sk8er boi

Name of song by Avril Lavigne from the text version of "Skater erection".

Note that since Avril is Quebecois, she mixes the French word for wood into the phrase.

"Ooh, that guy on the red plank is so cute! I want some of his sk8er boi!"

sk8er boi by D F Stuckey May 12, 2004

I'll buy that for a dollar

Slang phrase for "I'll accept that gladly" from the movie Robocop.

Derived from a slang phrase in a famous scince fiction story "The Marching Morons" by C.M.Kornbluth, in which a popular catchphrase for asking 'would you believe it?' was "Would you buy it for a quarter?". In the intervening years, inflation has been occurring.

a:" Think my car needs cleaning?"
b:" I'll buy that for a dollar!"

I'll buy that for a dollar by D F Stuckey May 12, 2004

soak opera

A science fiction or action film or television show which is set in or primarily in the ocean or underwater.

Derived from the term soap opera

" Of all the soak operas, Seaquest DSV is probably the most realistic, apart from Sea Hunt."

soak opera by D F Stuckey May 4, 2004

holy moley 

Nickname of Stacey Orrico.

A:"Holy Moley!"
B:'Yes, I hvae her latest CD . . "

holy moley by D F Stuckey May 4, 2004

meanwhile, back at the ranch 

A quote line to introduce a new topic of conversation, or to end a particualarly embarrassing line of talk.

Derived from the old horse operas where action at one point was interrupted to go to the ranch in question; This line being spoken by the narrator in order to assist the hard of thinking. ( A hold over from radio narration style )

A;"Anyway, how did your date with Sarah go?"
B:'OK, I guess . . . Did you know she was a hermaphrodite?"
(Silence)
A:"Meanwhile, back at the ranch . . . "

meanwhile, back at the ranch by D F Stuckey May 4, 2004

secret sack 

Direct translation of the Chinese slang for the scrotum.

( From 'Taipan', by James Branch Clavell )

" Ming noticed the tiniest flaw in the waiter's dress as he served James, and quietly told him ' Put your jacket in order when you serve my guests, or I'll slice off your Secret Sack for a change purse!' James was lost in wonder at the delicate beauty of the Mandarin language, which he himself knew little of."

secret sack by D F Stuckey April 15, 2004

Thora Hird's Magic Handbag

Slang term for Dimesmeric Antiphosphate, a narcotic frequently known as cake.

"Yo, booyashaka! Just scored a lid of Thora Hird's Magic Handbag! Sorted!"

Thora Hird's Magic Handbag by D F Stuckey April 13, 2004