D's definitions

scaliwag

A broad you slept with but don't wont to admit it to anyone.

"Hey i dont mean to in your biz but did you sleep with such and such" -Hell No, that nasty b*tch!

by D February 13, 2004

waffle top

a cute girl

hey check it out, waffle tops at 3 o'clock.

by d February 15, 2004

Jacks

Toilet in Ireland. Usually the gent's toilet. Usually covered in piss maybe with a shite in the urinal. Accompanied by humerous and often informative grafitti.

Great stories on the walls in the Jacks! I've piss up to my knees though.

by D November 10, 2003

came across

ejaculate over

I came across my girlfreind's face this morning while she was sleeping. Needless to say, she wasn't happy.

by D September 17, 2003

pat, pat, splendid, THWAP

A reference to the infamous fisting scene in the film, Caligula, in which Caligula pats the arse of a young man, pronounces it splendid and then buries his wrist in it.

Use in any case where it seems fit.

Generally quoted whenever the words pat or splendid are used or any references to patting

by D March 31, 2004

Sport

to treat someone (pay for)

I'm sportin' you at the movies

by D January 17, 2004

spitter

One who does not swallow ejaculate after oral sex, but instead spits it out.

I want a swallower, not a spitter.

by D January 12, 2004