D's definitions

Samaria

1)A small gurl.
2)Pictures are no longer sumtin 2 help u remember the past wit her, but sumtin to make you wonder wat crime she has commited
3)Going out wit her future hubby
4)Looks like a lion when sleepin
5)See attitude

"(tilts head and looks through top of glasses)No hunny!"

by D February 5, 2004

smu

1) stands for Souther Millionares University
2) place where graduates from highland park highschool go to study buissiness so they can take over their dad's companies and never worry about exposure to the real world

at first I was offended that the smu student called me a fag, then I realized he isnt in control of his life and is a puppet of his dad so I kept walking, knowing that his inability to cope with the world and his dependance on materials possesions would ultimatly cause his suicide or shitty life

by d September 14, 2004

hugletonski

An agreement reached by two or more manfriends.

Steve and Bob reached a hugletonski.

by D December 10, 2003

right-off

Someone gives you news that may be absolutely right; perfectly true, but is not good news. (thus should not be celebrated with the standard "right on")

Hey Bro, we have 8 hours of homework due tomorrow morning. Response: for reals? Right-off!

by D October 3, 2003

shineys

thing moo of ryry in a time and space beyond this place

woah! look at those shineys, damn their everywhere, their everywhere!

is that a shiney on the ceiling?

by d September 26, 2004

fortune cookie

The cheapest possible meal you can buy a woman so she will sleep with you. If you play it right, you can get her to pay for her meal, give her the cookie, and tell her some smooth romantic bullcrap that she can't read her fortune until she eats at least half the cookie. Stare into her eyes deeply. Classic line + clueless chick = free sex. This usually works best on desperate ugly women.

I gave Mary a fortune cookie and told her that she couldn't read the fortune until she ate half the cookie. Oh yeah, she bought it!

by D December 3, 2003

Christard

A fudamentalist Christian, devout to the point of mental retardation. A non-thinking person of Christian faith.

(See pronunciation)

"She doesn't believe in evolution because she is a Christard."

by D March 29, 2004