cannabite

The cost of buying cannabis.

I'm not going back to that dispensary 'cause their cannabite is too high.

by Cynicool July 12, 2017

anti-tautological

The assertion that something is its own negation.

Giulani said that truth isn't truth (then what the fuck is it?). It's an anti-tautological statement..

by Cynicool August 19, 2018

mendophilia

The love of lies and deceit.

Some of these fake news guys have serious case of mendophilia.

by Cynicool July 28, 2017

kinesiamnesia

The inability to remember dance moves.

I completely blew it with her at the club with my chronic kinesiamnesia.

by Cynicool May 10, 2016

amasshole

An annoying billionaire.

Ever since Elon Musk bought Twitter, he's been demonstrating to the world what an amasshole he is.

by Cynicool January 31, 2024

bitchmarks

The metric by which your wife or life partner assesses your progress in helping around the house.

I guess watching television for several hours a day doesn't meet my wife's bitchmarks for my performance in the house.

by Cynicool April 21, 2020

prostanoia

The fear that you are developing prostate cancer.

My father has developed acute prostanoia and has his PSA measured every other week.

by Cynicool June 03, 2019