46 definitions by Cynicool

Some of these fake news guys have serious case of mendophilia.
by Cynicool July 28, 2017
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A person who fears and/or loathes lies and liars.
Trump polls in single digits among the mendophobes.
by Cynicool July 26, 2017
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The metric by which your wife or life partner assesses your progress in helping around the house.
I guess watching television for several hours a day doesn't meet my wife's bitchmarks for my performance in the house.
by Cynicool April 21, 2020
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Utterly without any responsibilities.
Devoid of a wife, or children, or permanent residence, or debts, he was as aresponsible as one can be.
by Cynicool August 20, 2021
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An annoyingly fastidious abstainer who claims to be high on life
Man, I went out on a date with this aircoholic, who wouldn't even have a single drink since she was "high on life."
by Cynicool May 23, 2017
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The inflammatory effect of accumulating too much debt.
Debtitis has destroyed more marriages than infidelity.
by Cynicool July 12, 2017
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I can't believe a word she says because she's such a mendomaniac.
by Cynicool July 28, 2017
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