kinesiamnesia

The inability to remember dance moves.

I completely blew it with her at the club with my chronic kinesiamnesia.

by Cynicool January 28, 2016

futilation

The process of discouraging and thwarting anyone who attempts to improve things.

I don't know what the fuck they think they're doing in Congress, but the one thing they excel at is futilation.

by Cynicool April 02, 2017

ethicalasticity

The ability to compromise your principles to achieve your objectives.

Man, some of those politicians you see on television demonstrate a high degree of ethicalasticity.

by Cynicool January 17, 2024

hypotheism

The doctrine that God isn't all He's cracked up to be.

Looking at how badly the Creation is managed lends credibility to the doctrine of hypotheism.

by Cynicool March 30, 2017

erototypical

Referring to traditionalists who prefer having sex with those who have a complementary set of sex organs.

Make sure you put erototypical in your dating profile if you're just looking for simple straight sex.

by Cynicool August 04, 2018

cannabite

The cost of buying cannabis.

I'm not going back to that dispensary 'cause their cannabite is too high.

by Cynicool July 12, 2017

excesspectation

Overly optimistic, wildly improbable expectation.

Every small town girl who drove 'em crazy where she grew up comes to L.A. with the excesspectation of super-stardom.

by Cynicool July 14, 2018