Definitions by Cynicool

guestpert 

Someone invited on to a television program to pretend to know something about something.

I was watching several different networks and they all seemed to have the same guestpert on about the virus.

guestpert by Cynicool January 18, 2021

ammophilia 

A love of ammunition.

Some of those Capitol invaders were packing duffels of high capacity clips. Those guys had serious ammophilia.

ammophilia by Cynicool January 18, 2021

presuaded 

Already committed to a position, belief, or opinion thought to be in conformity with one's prior positions, beliefs or opinions and thus immune to persuasion.

Trump supporters have made it abundantly clear that there's no point in debating them about anything because they are already presuaded that they already know what's right and what's wrong.

presuaded by Cynicool October 6, 2020

realtorical 

Characteristic of the hype that realtors use to sell property.

My agent took me to some overpriced dump and used her considerable realtorical skills to convince me that it was the best place I could ever hope to afford to live.

realtorical by Cynicool July 3, 2020

fadistic 

Insistent that everyone around you adhere to every fad that comes along.

I can't hang with her. We gotta do whatever's fashionable at the moment. She's positively fadistic about it.

fadistic by Cynicool May 11, 2020

bitchmarks

The metric by which your wife or life partner assesses your progress in helping around the house.

I guess watching television for several hours a day doesn't meet my wife's bitchmarks for my performance in the house.

bitchmarks by Cynicool April 21, 2020

denabler 

Someone who hampers one's ability to do the wrong thing.

I hate my old lady's persistent criticism, but I have to give her props as first class denabler.

denabler by Cynicool December 14, 2019