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Urban Dictionary

For when you're too afraid to Google it.
"I was afraid of Google tracking my searches so I used Urban Dictionary to look it up."
by Cynical Man October 11, 2022
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Johnny Test Hater

Obnoxious rabid assholes that take their hatred of Johnny Test to extreme levels. They won't stop making shitty hate art either.
Matthew Davis Media is a prime example of a Johnny Test Hater

"WE GET IT!! YOU HATE JOHNNY TEST!! STOP RUBBING IT IN OUR FACES!! PLEASE!!!!!"
by Cynical Man May 28, 2022
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UNGRATEFUL

The only people I hear that word from is my parents when they realize they are losing in an argument or when I'm reacting to their abuse. Mainly my dad.
Me: "Why don't you stop verbally abusing me just because I didn't shut the door a certain way? No wonder why Mom wants to file for a divorce."

Dad: (Realizes he's in the wrong but has that delusional "Momma Didn't Raise No Quitter/Loser" mentality) SHUT UP MR. INGRATEFUL!!! YOU ARE THE MOST UNGRATEFUL SELFISH PIECE OF SHIT WHO WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!!! YOU'RE THE REASON I'M THIS WAY AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!! NOT MINE!!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DESERVED IT!!!
by Cynical Man April 21, 2022
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Pluto TV

It's Free Live TV.
The reason nobody pays for cable anymore.
Pluto TV is amazing. The reason why I own a PS3, PS4, and PS5.
by Cynical Man March 7, 2021
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Redditor

A fancy way of calling a person a fatass.
Kyle: Cartman, You're Such A Redditor.
Eric Cartman: Well At Least I'm Not A Stupid Twitter User.
by Cynical Man April 8, 2021
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donaldducc

Aside from those cringy dance videos and the chinese government stealin' yo data, I can argue there can be a few TikTokkers who make actual videos instead of cringy dance barf.

One in particular is called donaldducc. It's about a puppet version of Donald Duck, a character from REDACTED doing reaction TikToks, making funny parodies of TikTok Trends (no stupid or dangerous stuff like licking a toilet bowl) and challenges, memes, recurring gags, etc. He screams so loud that he unleashes the demonic cries of a thousand tortured souls. He also has a YouTube channel if you want to check that out.

There's also a TikTokker that makes similar videos with Kermit The Frog and it's less louder than than Donald.

Both are funny in my opinion.
Redditor: TiK tOk SuX

Me: Not exactly. I can argue that there can be some good TikTokkers that roam around the app. Take a look at donaldducc and those Kermit videos.
by Cynical Man April 8, 2021
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Fortnite

A game hated on by Elitist Graphics Whores, Minecraft Fanbabies, Neckbearded Pony Humpers, and Basement Dwelling Redditors who don't know what a different opinion is.

I personally enjoy this game. And I'm sick and tired of people trying to inflate their ego by jumping on the Fortnite hate bandwagon.
Those same people go too far and bash people who like it, as well as send death threats to them. And if you are sending death threats towards someone for liking a popular thing, You're obviously a psychopathic douchebag/troll. Let people enjoy what they want. Reddit, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND SUCK A DICK!!!
Me: Let's go and play some Fortnite.

Brother: Hell Yeah!!!

Some Reddit Elitist Douchebag: YoU ShOuLdN't PlAY FoRtNiTe BeCaUsE It'S FoR BaBiEs!!!

Me and my bro: Ok graphics whore. Go fornicate with your graphics card while we go and have fun with some 3rd person action.

Redditor: (Goes Ballistic And Tries To Kill Us Because We Insulted Him)

Me: (Pulls Out $19 Fortnite Card) THE POWER OF FORTNITE COMPELS YOU!!!

Redditor: AAAAUGH!!! I'M MELTING!!! OH WHAT A WORLD!!!

Me: Don't worry bro. We're safe from that psychopathic douchebag.
by Cynical Man April 28, 2021
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