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Anti-furry

Someone who is obsessively hateful towards the furry Fandom.

They're immune to logical thinking, repeat the same unoriginal "fatherless" insult, and usually have an Onision Complex (Or in other words: Fragile ego)

-Middle/High Schoolers
-Incels
-Alt-Right
-Neo-Nazis
-Terrorists
-White supremacists

Anti-furries get anally retentive whenever someone tells them "Furry ≠ Zoophile".
Crimes alleged by a usual Anti-furry:
-Grooming
-Pedophilia
-CP
-Zoophilia

Things anti-furries have exposed children to/have no problem with:

-Extreme violence/Gore
-Nazism/Radical ideologies

-Racism/Hate speech
-Drug abuse
-Suicide
-Terrorism
-Pornography
-Anti-semitism

-Firearms
-Anti-social behavior
-Divisive conduct
-Domestic propaganda (A.k.a memes)
-Death
-War
-Politics
-Brainrot
-Blasphemy
-Manipulation
-Narcissism
-Sociopathy
-Psychopathy
-Satanism
-Angelicizing evil

And that also includes the same things that anti-furries claim furries do.

The crimes of anti-furries outweigh those that they accuse furries of.
by Cynical Man March 29, 2025
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Redditor

A fancy way of calling a person a fatass.
Kyle: Cartman, You're Such A Redditor.
Eric Cartman: Well At Least I'm Not A Stupid Twitter User.
by Cynical Man April 8, 2021
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donaldducc

Aside from those cringy dance videos and the chinese government stealin' yo data, I can argue there can be a few TikTokkers who make actual videos instead of cringy dance barf.

One in particular is called donaldducc. It's about a puppet version of Donald Duck, a character from REDACTED doing reaction TikToks, making funny parodies of TikTok Trends (no stupid or dangerous stuff like licking a toilet bowl) and challenges, memes, recurring gags, etc. He screams so loud that he unleashes the demonic cries of a thousand tortured souls. He also has a YouTube channel if you want to check that out.

There's also a TikTokker that makes similar videos with Kermit The Frog and it's less louder than than Donald.

Both are funny in my opinion.
Redditor: TiK tOk SuX

Me: Not exactly. I can argue that there can be some good TikTokkers that roam around the app. Take a look at donaldducc and those Kermit videos.
by Cynical Man April 8, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

For when you're too afraid to Google it.
"I was afraid of Google tracking my searches so I used Urban Dictionary to look it up."
by Cynical Man October 11, 2022
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Joey Nigro

A guy who really really REALLY loves to eat Twinkies and drink prune juice so much that he uploads Vyond (Go!Animate formerly) videos expressing his love for them.
by Cynical Man November 2, 2023
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Ruben Simp

Someone who delusionally thinks Ruben Sim is goated despite the fact Ruben mocked grooming victims, made terrorist threats, is a member of KiwiFarms, drew BDSM pornography of a minor's Roblox avatar, sending his fans after random people he holds (usually petty) grudges against, defended known predators (E.g. KonekoKitten), having dated a 12 year old as an adult, grooming his fanbase to think harassment is justified if the victim is a furry, the possibility he may be a pedophile in hiding, and his unjustified beef with the furry fandom.
Ruben Simps are an example of when people worship false idols.

Synonyms:

-Rabbids (Like the video games)
-Fetuses
-Meatrider
-Dickrider
-Groyper
-Retard
by Cynical Man November 18, 2025
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retard

They say you can't fix a retard, but at least anyone who has the anti-furry flag as their profile pic makes it easier to identify one.
by Cynical Man July 5, 2024
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