21 definitions by Cynical Man

A textbook example of a 3D platformer. Changed 3D gaming forever.
Rom hacking has evolved to the point where you could recreate the entirety of Super Mario 64 with beta assets.
by Cynical Man November 23, 2021
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For when you're too afraid to Google it.
"I was afraid of Google tracking my searches so I used Urban Dictionary to look it up."
by Cynical Man October 11, 2022
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Internet terminology for when you scroll too deep and hit some uncomfortable search results.
I was scrolling through fanart of my favorite character on Google until I hit Rock Bottom.
by Cynical Man January 22, 2023
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Overweight Neckbeard Incels that that think they're important and have the right to cyberbully kids and people and call them Virgins for liking Epic Games' Fortnite when they themselves are heartless, soulless virgins.
by Cynical Man October 27, 2020
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It's Free Live TV.
The reason nobody pays for cable anymore.
Pluto TV is amazing. The reason why I own a PS3, PS4, and PS5.
by Cynical Man March 8, 2021
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A game hated on by Elitist Graphics Whores, Minecraft Fanbabies, Neckbearded Pony Humpers, and Basement Dwelling Redditors who don't know what a different opinion is.

I personally enjoy this game. And I'm sick and tired of people trying to inflate their ego by jumping on the Fortnite hate bandwagon.
Those same people go too far and bash people who like it, as well as send death threats to them. And if you are sending death threats towards someone for liking a popular thing, You're obviously a psychopathic douchebag/troll. Let people enjoy what they want. Reddit, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND SUCK A DICK!!!
Me: Let's go and play some Fortnite.

Brother: Hell Yeah!!!

Some Reddit Elitist Douchebag: YoU ShOuLdN't PlAY FoRtNiTe BeCaUsE It'S FoR BaBiEs!!!

Me and my bro: Ok graphics whore. Go fornicate with your graphics card while we go and have fun with some 3rd person action.

Redditor: (Goes Ballistic And Tries To Kill Us Because We Insulted Him)

Me: (Pulls Out $19 Fortnite Card) THE POWER OF FORTNITE COMPELS YOU!!!

Redditor: AAAAUGH!!! I'M MELTING!!! OH WHAT A WORLD!!!

Me: Don't worry bro. We're safe from that psychopathic douchebag.
by Cynical Man April 28, 2021
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The best video game system from my childhood. Had awesome games like Super Mario Galaxy, New Super Mario Bros Wii, Sonic Colors, Sonic Unleashed, Mario Kart Wii, And the pack in title, Wii Sports.(My First Wii Game)
Friend: Wanna play some Wii tennis?
Me: Sure
Friend: *Throws controller at tv*
by Cynical Man December 19, 2020
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