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A game hated on by Elitist Graphics Whores, Minecraft Fanbabies, Neckbearded Pony Humpers, and Basement Dwelling Redditors who don't know what a different opinion is.
I personally enjoy this game. And I'm sick and tired of people trying to inflate their ego by jumping on the Fortnite hate bandwagon.
Those same people go too far and bash people who like it, as well as send death threats to them. And if you are sending death threats towards someone for liking a popular thing, You're obviously a psychopathic douchebag/troll. Let people enjoy what they want. Reddit, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND SUCK A DICK!!!
I personally enjoy this game. And I'm sick and tired of people trying to inflate their ego by jumping on the Fortnite hate bandwagon.
Those same people go too far and bash people who like it, as well as send death threats to them. And if you are sending death threats towards someone for liking a popular thing, You're obviously a psychopathic douchebag/troll. Let people enjoy what they want. Reddit, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND SUCK A DICK!!!
Me: Let's go and play some Fortnite.
Brother: Hell Yeah!!!
Some Reddit Elitist Douchebag: YoU ShOuLdN't PlAY FoRtNiTe BeCaUsE It'S FoR BaBiEs!!!
Me and my bro: Ok graphics whore. Go fornicate with your graphics card while we go and have fun with some 3rd person action.
Redditor: (Goes Ballistic And Tries To Kill Us Because We Insulted Him)
Me: (Pulls Out $19 Fortnite Card) THE POWER OF FORTNITE COMPELS YOU!!!
Redditor: AAAAUGH!!! I'M MELTING!!! OH WHAT A WORLD!!!
Me: Don't worry bro. We're safe from that psychopathic douchebag.
Brother: Hell Yeah!!!
Some Reddit Elitist Douchebag: YoU ShOuLdN't PlAY FoRtNiTe BeCaUsE It'S FoR BaBiEs!!!
Me and my bro: Ok graphics whore. Go fornicate with your graphics card while we go and have fun with some 3rd person action.
Redditor: (Goes Ballistic And Tries To Kill Us Because We Insulted Him)
Me: (Pulls Out $19 Fortnite Card) THE POWER OF FORTNITE COMPELS YOU!!!
Redditor: AAAAUGH!!! I'M MELTING!!! OH WHAT A WORLD!!!
Me: Don't worry bro. We're safe from that psychopathic douchebag.
by Cynical Man April 28, 2021
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by Cynical Man May 7, 2024
Get the Oogly Goo mug.Aside from those cringy dance videos and the chinese government stealin' yo data, I can argue there can be a few TikTokkers who make actual videos instead of cringy dance barf.
One in particular is called donaldducc. It's about a puppet version of Donald Duck, a character from REDACTED doing reaction TikToks, making funny parodies of TikTok Trends (no stupid or dangerous stuff like licking a toilet bowl) and challenges, memes, recurring gags, etc. He screams so loud that he unleashes the demonic cries of a thousand tortured souls. He also has a YouTube channel if you want to check that out.
There's also a TikTokker that makes similar videos with Kermit The Frog and it's less louder than than Donald.
Both are funny in my opinion.
One in particular is called donaldducc. It's about a puppet version of Donald Duck, a character from REDACTED doing reaction TikToks, making funny parodies of TikTok Trends (no stupid or dangerous stuff like licking a toilet bowl) and challenges, memes, recurring gags, etc. He screams so loud that he unleashes the demonic cries of a thousand tortured souls. He also has a YouTube channel if you want to check that out.
There's also a TikTokker that makes similar videos with Kermit The Frog and it's less louder than than Donald.
Both are funny in my opinion.
Redditor: TiK tOk SuX
Me: Not exactly. I can argue that there can be some good TikTokkers that roam around the app. Take a look at donaldducc and those Kermit videos.
Me: Not exactly. I can argue that there can be some good TikTokkers that roam around the app. Take a look at donaldducc and those Kermit videos.
by Cynical Man April 8, 2021
Get the donaldducc mug.Someone who is obsessively hateful towards the furry Fandom.
They're immune to logical thinking, repeat the same unoriginal "fatherless" insult, and usually have an Onision Complex (Or in other words: Fragile ego)
-Middle/High Schoolers
-Incels
-Alt-Right
-Neo-Nazis
-Terrorists
-White supremacists
Anti-furries get anally retentive whenever someone tells them "Furry ≠ Zoophile".
They're immune to logical thinking, repeat the same unoriginal "fatherless" insult, and usually have an Onision Complex (Or in other words: Fragile ego)
-Middle/High Schoolers
-Incels
-Alt-Right
-Neo-Nazis
-Terrorists
-White supremacists
Anti-furries get anally retentive whenever someone tells them "Furry ≠ Zoophile".
Crimes alleged by a usual Anti-furry:
-Grooming
-Pedophilia
-CP
-Zoophilia
Things anti-furries have exposed children to/have no problem with:
-Extreme violence/Gore
-Nazism/Radical ideologies
-Racism/Hate speech
-Drug abuse
-Suicide
-Terrorism
-Pornography
-Anti-semitism
-Firearms
-Anti-social behavior
-Divisive conduct
-Domestic propaganda (A.k.a memes)
-Death
-War
-Politics
-Brainrot
-Blasphemy
-Manipulation
-Narcissism
-Sociopathy
-Psychopathy
-Satanism
-Angelicizing evil
And that also includes the same things that anti-furries claim furries do.
The crimes of anti-furries outweigh those that they accuse furries of.
-Grooming
-Pedophilia
-CP
-Zoophilia
Things anti-furries have exposed children to/have no problem with:
-Extreme violence/Gore
-Nazism/Radical ideologies
-Racism/Hate speech
-Drug abuse
-Suicide
-Terrorism
-Pornography
-Anti-semitism
-Firearms
-Anti-social behavior
-Divisive conduct
-Domestic propaganda (A.k.a memes)
-Death
-War
-Politics
-Brainrot
-Blasphemy
-Manipulation
-Narcissism
-Sociopathy
-Psychopathy
-Satanism
-Angelicizing evil
And that also includes the same things that anti-furries claim furries do.
The crimes of anti-furries outweigh those that they accuse furries of.
by Cynical Man March 29, 2025
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-Brain Damage
-Aversion to minorities, any religion but their own, furries, etc.
-Gamergate Syndrome
-Chronic malcontent
-TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome)
-Brain Damage
-Aversion to minorities, any religion but their own, furries, etc.
-Gamergate Syndrome
-Chronic malcontent
-TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome)
by Cynical Man June 30, 2025
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