Cynical Man's definitions

We Do A Little Trolling

What has now become the next "It's Just A Prank Bro!" Used to justify sending death threats or being an asshole to someone on the internet. Mostly kids.

Person 1: I Like Fortnite.
Redditor: KYS Fortnite Kid
Person 2: Woah! What Kind Of Psychopath Would Send Death Threats To Someone For Liking A Game?
Redditor: We Do A Little Trolling

by Cynical Man August 15, 2021

Oogly Goo

A feeling that people get before they start going crazy. Originated in the Season 2 episode of Smiling Friends, Gwimbly: Definitive Remastered Enhanced Extended Edition DX 4K (Anniversary Director’s Cut)

"Yep! Guess I'm Oogly Goo!"

by Cynical Man May 7, 2024

Redditor

A fancy way of calling a person a fatass.

Kyle: Cartman, You're Such A Redditor.
Eric Cartman: Well At Least I'm Not A Stupid Twitter User.

by Cynical Man April 8, 2021

Reddit

The Chinese Government, Only This Time Run By Neckbearded Pony Humping Incels Who Think Bullying Children To Suicide Makes Themselves "EdgeLords", When In Reality, They Are Just A Bunch Of Psychopathic Man Children Who Shouldn't Even Have Internet Access.

If You Give An Opinion On Reddit, They'll Do One Of 4 Things.

-Doxxing

-Death Threats

-20 Paragraph Essays That Go Absolutely Nowhere Trying To Explain Why Your Opinion Is Wrong And Theirs Is Always Right

-Cyberbullying You To The Brink Of Suicide.

Reddit is like the Chinese Government. It is illegal to give an opinion.

by Cynical Man June 23, 2021

Wojak

What could've been the spiritual successor to rage comic faces if groypers hadn't hijacked them into strawmen caricatures of people they hate

"You're too late! I already depicted myself as the Gigachad and you as the Wojak! Your argument is invalid!

by Cynical Man December 2, 2025

AndyPants Gaming

What you would get if you made Matt Walsh a gaming youtuber.

99.9 of AndyPants Gaming fans suffer from the following, but not limited to:

-Brain Damage
-Aversion to minorities, any religion but their own, furries, etc.
-Gamergate Syndrome
-Chronic malcontent
-TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome)

by Cynical Man June 30, 2025

Snowflakes

A buzzword unironically uttered by GROWN FUCKING MEN who complain about Pride Month or whine about how you can't look up a woman's skirt in a video game.

"Liberals are a bunch of easily offended Snowflakes!"

Says the guy whining about 2 men holding hands.

by Cynical Man December 3, 2025