tech-block

The implementation of technology to prevent your phone or other digital device from performing a function.
Don't try to use your phone here.

"Why?"

It won't work. They tech-block here. They can track what you do on it.

"Might as well turn it off."

Yup.
by Cyborg Johnny July 18, 2020
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dirty-gram

A letter from your landlord or other legal agency that you're in debt to and it is a notice of cancelation or eviction due to non-payment. Or it could be a summons to court or a served notice that you're being charged with something.
"I'm late on the rent, so it's a matter of time before I get that dirty-gram in my mailbox."
by Cyborg Johnny September 10, 2023
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on the 007

To put things in place before the plan takes effect; to Undermind an entire operation by setting things in motion before anyone even knows the plan.
Songwriter: "Seeing that there's no honor amongst thieves, you might want to copyright that on the 007."

Musician: "Yeah. You think it'll be a hit?"

Songwriter: "Hit or not, better make sure it stays yours for the legal credit, before anyone else even hears it."
by Cyborg Johnny January 08, 2024
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whoo-hah pants

Pants girls wear that are so tight, (yoga pants, leggings, jeans, rider pants, hot shorts, PJ's), that you can see the camel toe. She can't help it. But it seems to be a widely accepted trend. Don't get me wrong. I love the curves it shows off. I just think the front is a little too suggestively indecent.
Homie 1: "Hey, aren't you coming to the cafeteria for lunch?"

Homie 2: "Nah. I thought I'd go for fast food today."
Homie 1: "Yo! Don't miss out on this phenomenon! Every girl on campus is in whoo-hah pants and they're ALL going to be there. Come to lunch, Dude!"

Homie 2: "Ooh! Okay."
by Cyborg Johnny September 10, 2023
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kegel twerk

Contracting the kegel muscles to make the cock twitch or wag without using the hands.
The porn model then gave us a show of control doing a kegel twerk, and it was impressive how uniquely it moved.
by Cyborg Johnny November 12, 2017
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covophobia

The irrational fear of contracting COVID-19. Made out of fear to wear a mask, P.P. E. ALWAYS; even when not necessary. Symptoms include; wincing & shying away from people who cough; driving or walking outdoors with masks on; or just general paranoia over social contact; (generally, a hightened

germaphobia).
Living with a mask on all the time; taking unnecessary precausions to protect from the virus could be a sign that you have covophobia.
by Cyborg Johnny November 28, 2020
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dishware jenga

When washed dishware is stacked up to dry and you just want to get 1 item (a fork) from the heap. You have to carefully pull it out while not triggering the other dishware to fall.
"Coffee! I need a cup."

"They're all in the dish rack."

I look at the stack. "Awh-man! Dishware jenga again."
by Cyborg Johnny May 09, 2016
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