Cyborg Johnny's definitions
a woman who is letting it go; she had a trim, fine body with a narrow waist and perky curves, but she is becoming over weighed because she doesn't care to stay in shape; that phase between trim & foxy, and being a keg on legs
"Janice used to be so thin and cute! Now she's gained weight. I'm not attracted to that."
"Yeah. She's kegging out. Maybe she thinks having a fatter ass and inactive lifestyle is sexier."
"Yeah. She's kegging out. Maybe she thinks having a fatter ass and inactive lifestyle is sexier."
by Cyborg Johnny August 22, 2023
Get the kegging outmug. The implementation of technology to prevent your phone or other digital device from performing a function.
Don't try to use your phone here.
"Why?"
It won't work. They tech-block here. They can track what you do on it.
"Might as well turn it off."
Yup.
"Why?"
It won't work. They tech-block here. They can track what you do on it.
"Might as well turn it off."
Yup.
by Cyborg Johnny July 18, 2020
Get the tech-blockmug. When a lady blocks an oggler from checking out her featers by placing an object in front of or turning at an angle to hide the view. This can also be done by hiding behind a man or other person standing near her. An oggle blocker can be a purse or overhanging shirt that covrrs her butt.
Oggler 1: "Hey. She's got a great front pair."
Oggler 2: "Yes. She is hot."
Oggler 1: "Wait for it...and...Oh no. Oggle blocked by her purse."
Oggler 2: "Ha! She saw you looking."
Oggler 2: "Yes. She is hot."
Oggler 1: "Wait for it...and...Oh no. Oggle blocked by her purse."
Oggler 2: "Ha! She saw you looking."
by Cyborg Johnny July 4, 2015
Get the oggle blockmug. To put things in place before the plan takes effect; to Undermind an entire operation by setting things in motion before anyone even knows the plan.
Songwriter: "Seeing that there's no honor amongst thieves, you might want to copyright that on the 007."
Musician: "Yeah. You think it'll be a hit?"
Songwriter: "Hit or not, better make sure it stays yours for the legal credit, before anyone else even hears it."
Musician: "Yeah. You think it'll be a hit?"
Songwriter: "Hit or not, better make sure it stays yours for the legal credit, before anyone else even hears it."
by Cyborg Johnny January 8, 2024
Get the on the 007mug. When washed dishware is stacked up to dry and you just want to get 1 item (a fork) from the heap. You have to carefully pull it out while not triggering the other dishware to fall.
"Coffee! I need a cup."
"They're all in the dish rack."
I look at the stack. "Awh-man! Dishware jenga again."
"They're all in the dish rack."
I look at the stack. "Awh-man! Dishware jenga again."
by Cyborg Johnny May 13, 2016
Get the dishware jengamug. The irrational fear of contracting COVID-19. Made out of fear to wear a mask, P.P. E. ALWAYS; even when not necessary. Symptoms include; wincing & shying away from people who cough; driving or walking outdoors with masks on; or just general paranoia over social contact; (generally, a hightened
germaphobia).
germaphobia).
Living with a mask on all the time; taking unnecessary precausions to protect from the virus could be a sign that you have covophobia.
by Cyborg Johnny November 27, 2020
Get the covophobiamug. Stress from drama. The state of aging and greying faster because you got knucklehead family living under your ass every day! The trauma of being in a toxic relationship when you know you can get out and do badly on your own any time you want.
by Cyborg Johnny May 4, 2023
Get the straumamug.