Schrödinger's Douchebag

A buzzword thrown around in leftist spheres online built off a dumb conspiracy theory that the only reason anyone could like edgy humor is that they're secretly an evil nazi that drowns bags of puppies in a well while tweedling his comically large moustache. Citing that they only say it's a joke, when they receive backlash for it. When in reality, the vast majority of people who enjoy this brand of humor live with a mutual understanding that these are just jokes for shock value. And they aren't going to need this fact explained to them, let alone act in bad faith and make trying to explain it to them like talking to a brick wall.
"I just called you a Schrödinger's Douchebag. Checkmate, bigot."
by CuteBoy56 January 03, 2021
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Big Iron On His Dick

A sex game for gay couples to play, in which both men dress as cowboys and face each other like two cowboys dueling. Upon draw, they must unzip their pants, take out their dicks and begin jacking off. Your victory is determined by two factors: whether/not you cum first, and where on your partners body you cum.
Rules of Big Iron On His Dick:
·Both partners must dress up like cowboys (must be wearing some article of clothing that keeps the dick put away until the draw).
·Both partners must enter a room with enough space for them to dual in.
·Both partners must face each other from at least 4ft (1.219m) away.
·Must play western ballad music (preferably Big Iron).
·Once someone calls "draw", both partners must take their cocks out and begin jerking off.
·Whoever scores the most points wins the round.

Cumming first: 10 points
Cumming second: 5 points
Cumming on your partner's face: 10 points
Cumming on your partner's groin: 5 points
Cumming on your partner's chest: 5 points
Cumming on your partner's arm, abdomen, hip, or leg: 2 points
Cumming on your partner's feet: 1 point
Missing your partner completely: Loss of all points
by CuteBoy56 January 05, 2021
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Paddleballing

When a man repeatedly thrusts his groin into the air, causing his package to bounce out and come back. Similar to how a paddleball returns to the paddle, after being swung all the way out.
Male Stripper: *faces audience and begins thrusting out*

Viewer1: "Oh shit, dude. He's paddleballing!"

Viewer2: "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT IT GO!"

Viewer1: "SO HYPNOTIC!"
by CuteBoy56 June 09, 2019
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Internalized Racism

Minorities thinking for themselves
"He just disagrees with me because he has internalized racism"
-usually some white girl with neon hair
by CuteBoy56 December 13, 2020
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Internalized Misogyny

Women thinking for themselves
"She just disagrees with me because she has internalized misogyny"
by CuteBoy56 December 13, 2020
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