Definitions by CuteBoy56
Football
Paddleballing
When a man repeatedly thrusts his groin into the air, causing his package to bounce out and come back. Similar to how a paddleball returns to the paddle, after being swung all the way out.
Male Stripper: *faces audience and begins thrusting out*
Viewer1: "Oh shit, dude. He's paddleballing!"
Viewer2: "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT IT GO!"
Viewer1: "SO HYPNOTIC!"
Viewer1: "Oh shit, dude. He's paddleballing!"
Viewer2: "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT IT GO!"
Viewer1: "SO HYPNOTIC!"
Paddleballing by CuteBoy56 June 9, 2019
Bootlicker
1. A person who thinks everyone having autonomy of their own money is a nice thing, and that deadly, powerhungry dictators are a bad thing.
2. People who think judging the entire police force on the actions of a few is retarded.
2. People who think judging the entire police force on the actions of a few is retarded.
Jim: "Help officer, that man stole my wallet."
Robin: "Ugh, of course you'd go to the police to protect your precious wealth, you bourgeois, bootlicker, 40% dog 1312 A CAB SHOOT..." *falls on the floor in a fit of incoherent rambling*
Robin: "Ugh, of course you'd go to the police to protect your precious wealth, you bourgeois, bootlicker, 40% dog 1312 A CAB SHOOT..." *falls on the floor in a fit of incoherent rambling*
Bootlicker by CuteBoy56 May 30, 2019
Manbreathing
A term intended to satirize multiple causes which have grown popular amongst feminists in recent years that basically boil down to unfairly making men walk on eggshells, reasons and motivations for which are usually blown vastly out of proportion if not outright fabricated.
Stacey: "God Ashley, did you hear Mark during the conference, today?"
Ashley: "I know, manspreading and mansplaining is one thing, but manbreathing, Ugh! That's the worst offense men can commit! Did you know, the American Association of Uncited Statistics claims that men breathe seventy-five times the amount of air women do in a whole day?"
Stacey: "Yeah, I confronted my husband about it yesterday, asking him to stop breathing for a while to give women more air to breathe. But then, he's all like 'OH, WAAAAHHHH, I CAN'T DO THAT, I'LL DIE! WAHHHH MY WIDDWE WUNGS CAN'T GO A FEW DAYS WITHOUT THE PWECIOUS AAAAAIIIIIWWWWW! WAH!' can you believe that?"
Ashley: "That's what happens when you grow up privilleged; equality will look like oppression to you."
Ashley: "I know, manspreading and mansplaining is one thing, but manbreathing, Ugh! That's the worst offense men can commit! Did you know, the American Association of Uncited Statistics claims that men breathe seventy-five times the amount of air women do in a whole day?"
Stacey: "Yeah, I confronted my husband about it yesterday, asking him to stop breathing for a while to give women more air to breathe. But then, he's all like 'OH, WAAAAHHHH, I CAN'T DO THAT, I'LL DIE! WAHHHH MY WIDDWE WUNGS CAN'T GO A FEW DAYS WITHOUT THE PWECIOUS AAAAAIIIIIWWWWW! WAH!' can you believe that?"
Ashley: "That's what happens when you grow up privilleged; equality will look like oppression to you."
Manbreathing by CuteBoy56 June 20, 2018
let your wiener do the walking
let your wiener do the walking by CuteBoy56 January 22, 2017