Curtis Meyer's definitions

Commie cake

A nickname for red velvet cake. ("Red" as in "Communism." "Velvet" as in "Revolution." ) Compare to "moo juice" for milk.

"I am loving the cream cheese icing on this commie cake!"

by Curtis Meyer April 5, 2010

Cassandra Syndrome

1) The condition of speaking the truth and having no one believe you.

2) The condition of being able to predict the future, be it the outcome of a particular event, or the reactions of others to the same event, and having no one believe your prophecy until it transpires.

3) Being able to see or understand things long before others, often resulting in them coming to the same conclusions long after your own initial analysis.

(All definitions come from Cassandra, the queen in Greek mythology who was appointed by Apollo with an inability to lie, yet cursed by having no one believe her prophecies.)

"I told him she was going to dump him if he didn't shape up, but no one ever believes my Cassandra syndrome."

by Curtis Meyer May 30, 2008

Death to the formula, death to the wack

1. A warcry against ones' enemies decrying stagnation, conformity, and inferiority; Essentially, "Death to your worries, enemies, and general lameness"

2. A call-and-response used as a greeting, toast, or affirmation

From Curtis Meyer's poem "Spell of The Universe (Hip-Hop in Circles Comes)":

"Three times recite in thy cauldron black / Death to the formula, death to the wack"

Party #1 offers glass: "Death to the formula"
Party #2 clinks glass in return: "Death to the wack."

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Yaktivist

1. Someone who is all talk and no action. (Comes from "yakking" and "activist," and the expression "All yak and no sack"); The opposite of a pragmatist.

2. Someone with a penchant for conjuring false hopes.

3. An expert at bluffing.

1. "She keeps saying she'll quit her job, but her co-workers know she's just a yaktivist."

2. "Whenever his father promised to take him to the zoo, he had a feeling his father was just being a yaktivist."

3. "He always wins at poker because no one can tell when he's got a good hand and when he's being a yaktivist."

by Curtis Meyer March 12, 2008

Sincerious

Having genuine sincerity (Comes from "serious" and "sincere") (Created by rapper Mos Def)

I told her I was sincerious in my apology.

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Rawthentic

Being of purest form, genuine (Comes from "raw" and "authentic")

I saved up to propose to her with the most rawthentic diamond money could buy.

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Smotheration

A combination of smothering and suffication, typically with pillows. See also: Smotherate -ed, -ing.

Well officer, it seems the victim succumbed to violent smotheration.

by Curtis Meyer October 23, 2009