Curtis Meyer's definitions

Belly

1. Stomach

2. Rebellious

I tried to discipline the child, but she kept acting belly.

by Curtis Meyer March 21, 2008

Tolerhate

What frienemies to do to each other.

Oh Melissa, I totally tolerhate you, mostly because you get me into clubs for free.

by Curtis Meyer October 23, 2009

Snortle

A laugh so enthusiastic it induces snorting.

Listening to Bill Hicks always makes me snortle.

by curtis meyer March 6, 2010

Like Whoamance

An intense, passionate tryst.

John and Marsha's weekend at the cottage proved to be an epic Like Whoamance.

by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009

Doughmance

The parasitic relationship between a gold-digger and sugar-parent.

The stripper and the oil tycoon were deep in the troughs of doughmance.

by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009

Chickenscratch

An strain of a sexually transmitted disease that comes from interacting with loose women (I.E. "chickenheads.")

After our fun last night, I woke up with a bad case of chickenscratch.

by Curtis Meyer August 19, 2008

Yaktivist

1. Someone who is all talk and no action. (Comes from "yakking" and "activist," and the expression "All yak and no sack"); The opposite of a pragmatist.

2. Someone with a penchant for conjuring false hopes.

3. An expert at bluffing.

1. "She keeps saying she'll quit her job, but her co-workers know she's just a yaktivist."

2. "Whenever his father promised to take him to the zoo, he had a feeling his father was just being a yaktivist."

3. "He always wins at poker because no one can tell when he's got a good hand and when he's being a yaktivist."

by Curtis Meyer March 12, 2008