Curtis Meyer's definitions

Miniscopic

Small, to the point of near invisibility; The opposite of "ginormous."(Comes from "miniscule" and "microscopic")

"She told me last night that my chances of getting her phone number were miniscopic."

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Atlas Syndrome

The condition of dealing with constant burden; Comes from Atlas, the titan in Grekk mythology who literally carried the world on his shoulders.

I tried my best to get Jerry out of the house and distract him from getting fired and losing his girlfriend, but he was too preoccupied with his Atlas Syndrome.

by Curtis Meyer November 14, 2009

Sucksational

v.- The antithesis of sensational.

"Ratings for this past season of the program have been sucksational."

by curtis meyer February 13, 2010

Smell good

Cologne or perfume (Created by Brianna Brumfield of Orlando, Florida)

Before I went to the club, I had to put on some smell good.

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Death to the formula, death to the wack

1. A warcry against ones' enemies decrying stagnation, conformity, and inferiority; Essentially, "Death to your worries, enemies, and general lameness"

2. A call-and-response used as a greeting, toast, or affirmation

From Curtis Meyer's poem "Spell of The Universe (Hip-Hop in Circles Comes)":

"Three times recite in thy cauldron black / Death to the formula, death to the wack"

Party #1 offers glass: "Death to the formula"
Party #2 clinks glass in return: "Death to the wack."

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Squince

To narrow one's eyes; A combination of a wince and and a squint; -ing; -ed (Created by Brianna Brumfield of Orlando, Florida)

I had to squince to find my friends in the movie theater.

His eyes squinced as he stared at the sun.

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Commie cake

A nickname for red velvet cake. ("Red" as in "Communism." "Velvet" as in "Revolution." ) Compare to "moo juice" for milk.

"I am loving the cream cheese icing on this commie cake!"

by Curtis Meyer April 5, 2010