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Definitions by Curtis Meyer

Tolerhate 

Oh Melissa, I totally tolerhate you, mostly because you get me into clubs for free.
Tolerhate by Curtis Meyer October 23, 2009

Trail Mix 

1. Rough sex.

2. An attractive person worthy of rough sex

Comes from:
I need a thick freak; I can't be fuckin' with frail chicks / 'cause when I bust a nut, I'll leave her pussy lookin' like trail mix."

- David "Strat" Campbell, in a freestyle

1. I hate clubs. The only reason I even go out nowadays is to try and score some trail mix.

2. Party #1 to Party #2: Hey man, check out that piece of trail mix winking at your from across the bar.
Trail Mix by curtis meyer October 23, 2009

Chickenscratch 

An strain of a sexually transmitted disease that comes from interacting with loose women (I.E. "chickenheads.")
After our fun last night, I woke up with a bad case of chickenscratch.
Chickenscratch by Curtis Meyer August 19, 2008

Lush Puppy 

She says she doesn't need to drink to have fun, but we all know she's a real lush puppy.
Lush Puppy by Curtis Meyer August 19, 2008

Cassandra Syndrome 

1) The condition of speaking the truth and having no one believe you.

2) The condition of being able to predict the future, be it the outcome of a particular event, or the reactions of others to the same event, and having no one believe your prophecy until it transpires.

3) Being able to see or understand things long before others, often resulting in them coming to the same conclusions long after your own initial analysis.

(All definitions come from Cassandra, the queen in Greek mythology who was appointed by Apollo with an inability to lie, yet cursed by having no one believe her prophecies.)
"I told him she was going to dump him if he didn't shape up, but no one ever believes my Cassandra syndrome."

Cat person

1. Someone with a sexual preference towards females.
2. A heterosexual male.
3. A lesbian.
I always though he was gay, but it turns out he's actually a cat person.
Cat person by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008

Bitch pretty 

Describes a female who is physically attractive with qualities that imply an air of being overbearing.
Kimora Lee Simmons is bitch pretty.
Bitch pretty by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008