Curtis Meyer's definitions

Atlas Syndrome

The condition of dealing with constant burden; Comes from Atlas, the titan in Grekk mythology who literally carried the world on his shoulders.

I tried my best to get Jerry out of the house and distract him from getting fired and losing his girlfriend, but he was too preoccupied with his Atlas Syndrome.

by Curtis Meyer November 14, 2009

Symbiomance

A relationship where both parties benefit from either other's interactions with one another. (From "romance" and "symbiosis.")

The oxpecker and the rhino share a symbiomance.

by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009

Horngry

1. The act of being horny and hungry at the same time; -ier; -iest

2. A insatiable form of desperation containing elements of carnal lust or hunger; -ier; -iest

After 30 days lost in the wilderness with no human contact, he was stark-raving horngry.

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Bitch pretty

Describes a female who is physically attractive with qualities that imply an air of being overbearing.

Kimora Lee Simmons is bitch pretty.

by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008

Bjork

To vomit (Spelled and pronounced the same as the famous Icelandic singer of the same name.); -ing, -ed

"I was dancing peacefully in the club until that drunk fellow bjorked all over my shoes."

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Whelm

1. To be swept beneath by a wave.

2. (To be) the effect of experiencing something of mediocre quality ; -ing; -ed

3. Neither good nor bad, simply existing

The movie last night was completely whelming.

I thought I would be excited by the fair, but I was whelmed at best.

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Sucksational

v.- The antithesis of sensational.

"Ratings for this past season of the program have been sucksational."

by curtis meyer February 13, 2010