A large pit left behind by surfacing mining activities. If left inactive by a mining operation, it becomes an illegal garbage dump.
Derived from strip mining and pit.
Derived from strip mining and pit.
coal cracker: Let's go to that stripping pit, and push old home appliances down into it.
normal person: Sounds better than, driving out in these mine lands.
normal person: Sounds better than, driving out in these mine lands.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010

When a woman squats over a man's face, while he performs cunnilingus and masturbates, then urinates on his face. He cums almost instantly.
Named after Angelika Maria "Geli" Raubal, the niece Adolf Hitler was rumored to have an affair with. This is rumored to be their favorite sex act.
Named after Angelika Maria "Geli" Raubal, the niece Adolf Hitler was rumored to have an affair with. This is rumored to be their favorite sex act.
Adolf: My sweetest Geli. Can you piss on me, as I have pissed on the Jews?
Geli: It'll cost you another Mercedes limousine, upholstered in Jew skin.
Adolf: You get my ass wet, Geli.
(freaky aryan sex ensues)
Geli: It'll cost you another Mercedes limousine, upholstered in Jew skin.
Adolf: You get my ass wet, Geli.
(freaky aryan sex ensues)
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 06, 2010

When an aeration pump, hose and stone are used to keep an gerbil or other small animal alive within the colon of a man. This increases the prostate stimulation time. Usually, battery powered bait aerator's are preferred because of compactness.
Rob: I got rats because they were cheaper than gerbils. You got the gerbil respirator.
George: I got this D cell powered bait aerator for $7.99, at Walmart.
Rob: Ah fuck, we forgot the tubes.
George: C'mon we're loose enough to go tubeless. You practically need vise grips to keep the little bastard in you long enough to cum.
Rob: Oh do you know me!
(Gay loving ensues.)
George: I got this D cell powered bait aerator for $7.99, at Walmart.
Rob: Ah fuck, we forgot the tubes.
George: C'mon we're loose enough to go tubeless. You practically need vise grips to keep the little bastard in you long enough to cum.
Rob: Oh do you know me!
(Gay loving ensues.)
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 30, 2010

pedophile 1: I wish iCarly and her co-star would give me a tweenwich.
pedophile 2: I wish I could watch.
pedophile 1: You're into adults too? You fucking sickie.
pedophile 2: I wish I could watch.
pedophile 1: You're into adults too? You fucking sickie.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011

noun, misnomer: A national family oriented celebration beginning on New Year's Eve (Last night of the old year.) and ending by 12:30 am New Year's Day (First morning of the new year.), in cities and towns across the US. Created by social conservatives as a drug free, alcohol free and sex free alternative to human pleasure.
normal person: Excuse me sir, can you assist me?
First Nighter: Certainly. What do you need?
normal person: I need five hits of ecstasy, two Asian hookers, and a bottle of Champagne.
First Nighter: This is a family event. Check your liberal coat at the door.
normal person: I apologize for interrupting your NAMBLA rally. My bad.
First Nighter: Certainly. What do you need?
normal person: I need five hits of ecstasy, two Asian hookers, and a bottle of Champagne.
First Nighter: This is a family event. Check your liberal coat at the door.
normal person: I apologize for interrupting your NAMBLA rally. My bad.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 25, 2010

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 12, 2012

Me: That bitch has to be at least fifteen. What were you thinking?
Perve: I gave her the ol' Hannah Montana Forever. No guy under thirty, will ever fuck her that good for years.
Me: You reelly fucked her up for life... forever.
Perve: I gave her the ol' Hannah Montana Forever. No guy under thirty, will ever fuck her that good for years.
Me: You reelly fucked her up for life... forever.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010
