Definitions by Ctown

Tommy boy 

Someone who only shotguns beers. They don’t like the taste so they find an easier way to put it down the hatchet.

Damn, that’s his 7th shotgun! He must be a Tommy boy.

Tommy boy by ctown July 5, 2018

Milk of Magnesia 

Liquid put on skin to relieve pain caused by sunburns

Christina, put some milk of magnesia on those sunburns you got from your trip to Cancún!

Milk of Magnesia by Ctown October 8, 2014

Pebs 

one with complete lack of bladder control, prone to gaseous outbursts, especially in small, confined spaces, e.g., on move-in day and during aerobics class.

The T smells like popcorn and a Pebs fart, it's nasty.

Pebs by ctown February 2, 2003

Party Mix Amy 

a small, italian nymphomaniac, fond of the term "Sugah" and has been known to teach different methods of tittyfucking. hails from just outside boston.

Party Mix Amy took two shots and busted out the tittyfucking lessons, saying "Just lay back and enjoy it, sugah."

Party Mix Amy by ctown February 2, 2003

superstar

female, prone to theatrics. tends to sing broadway musical scores while making love.

Superstar's orgasm could be heard down the hall, and it was reputed by all to be "ONE! Singular sensation, every little step she takes..."

superstar by ctown February 2, 2003

second floor 

place where hooligans, tramps and mongos gather to cause trouble, make noise, indulge in binge drinking, break ceiling tiles and get their RA's fired.

That club was an absolute gong show, it looked like the second floor.

second floor by ctown February 2, 2003

train wreck

the result of beginning to drink quarter drafts at 7 p.m., behaving in a beastly manners and not returning home until the sun has risen once again.

I drank quarter drafts for like twelve straight hours, i was such a train wreck the next day.

train wreck by ctown February 2, 2003