Cruned's definitions

Flooding the cave

When you cum inside her and then immediately proceed to piss inside her pussy.

1: Dude, I was flooding the cave with Rachel last night!
2: You sick fuck...

by Cruned July 16, 2021

Moon-Gooning

an indigenous practice where you cut the head off of a buffalo and goon under the moonlight

1: me and the boys gonna go do some moon-gooning tonight

2: y'all got some fuckin issues

by Cruned November 25, 2023

Schizophrenic Donkey-Honk

When you have an erotic schizophrenic episode and the pussy's so good that you're moaning donkey noises.

1: Hey bro I had a schizophrenic donkey-honk last night!
2: The fuck did you just say?

by Cruned July 12, 2023

Snoof

When you get so high that everything smells like weed

1: broooo I'm snoofing rn
2: same bro I'm faded

by Cruned January 25, 2023

sex

what i have with your mom

1: bro i had sex with your mom!
2: thats kinda gay...

by Cruned March 13, 2021

Metalcore

The worst subgenre of metal by miles

1: Check out this new metalcore band i found on spotify!

2: You listen to metalcore? that shit's wack.

by Cruned June 28, 2023

Rod

Slang term for penis

ayo that girl can take some serious rod

by Cruned July 21, 2022