14 definitions by Crotch pheasant

cynderblock

A bleached blonde troll who lacks intelligence and style looking specifically for baristas to bang.

Look at that blonde bitch! She’s nottin’ but a Cynderblock banging every barista from NYC to Austin

by Crotch pheasant April 16, 2018

TwatsCo

When the number of women out number the number of men at CostCo

This place is a real twatsCo today with all these fat bitches shopping today

by Crotch pheasant May 21, 2014

Queef Draft

Like a back draft only it happens when you are fucking a pussy and the friction is so intense, it causes a reverse Queef, ignites as you pull your shaft out and singes your pubic hair

I was barebacking my bitch with no lube and it caused a Queef Draft and gave me 2nd degree burns

by Crotch pheasant May 21, 2014

assatosis

Worse than bad breath, a wet fart or the smell of a used tampon, assatosis is the chronic stink stank stunk from ones ass. Rarely a cure, often embarrassing but the smell is so intense, one would rather be at a scat party than be with a person carrying this.

I brought Tito to a party to pound some skanks but as soon as one bitch got under his balls she tossed cookies and screamed, that mutha fucka Tito has assatosis.

by Crotch pheasant May 30, 2014

Tip dripping

Stunt

When ones pussy stops growing at an early age and

Tip dripping

The act of traveling to bath houses and collecting cum off the floor, sealing it in Tupperware, freezing it and serving it in holiday punch bowl

Person who takes last sip has to take the ice ring and smack the hostess across the head until she blacks out

Then all guest jerk off on her face to revive her

Sam brought the best tip dripping for Helen's holiday bash

Then bashed Helen across the fuckin head

by Crotch pheasant August 23, 2014

Play dough fudge factory

Play dough fudge factory made it's debut in New York. It is when 2 people put their bare assholes against each other, tightly sealing their anus together.

One pushes a shit into the others ass. The other then has a choice to hold it in and "gift it" to a friend or squeeze it out in a toilet swirl

I love to do a Play Dough Fudge Factory on my girl. She usually holds it in for a week then "re gifts " it to friends

by Crotch pheasant May 21, 2014

Cunt Bunt

Similar to baseball, when a large baseball bat size cock tries to insert in a tight pussy and it taps it because it can't fit in

My 12 thick cock had to cunt bunt this bitch because her pussy was glued shut

by Crotch pheasant April 25, 2017