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Queef Draft

Like a back draft only it happens when you are fucking a pussy and the friction is so intense, it causes a reverse Queef, ignites as you pull your shaft out and singes your pubic hair
I was barebacking my bitch with no lube and it caused a Queef Draft and gave me 2nd degree burns
by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014
mugGet the Queef Draftmug.

dick ring cheese

When an uncircumcised cock is purposely left unwashed for a month prior to the holidays.

The under skin cheese is put in a jello mold to create the perfect dick ring cheese.

Grandmother is always the first to sample
This years dick ring cheese came from some Swedish dude I met under the dick dock
by Crotch Pheasant August 22, 2014
mugGet the dick ring cheesemug.

Peenie Wiggles

When 2 men pull their hard cocks out of their pants and rub them against each other until they both cum then wiggle them violently until every last drop falls to the ground.
Dick and Simon Peenie Wiggles at Joes wedding reception and shocked on looking guests!
by Crotch Pheasant May 22, 2014
mugGet the Peenie Wigglesmug.

ghetto palate

When good taste is a waste.

Forget the finer things in life, box wine trumps a fine Sancerre, chicken thighs slays organic free range, who needs Alaskan king salmon when fish-A-filet is basting in oil at McDonalds?
Most girls I meet on Tinder have ghetto palate which is cool for me. Cheap date , fast fuck rinse and repeat!
by Crotch pheasant November 23, 2017
mugGet the ghetto palatemug.

Bag draft

Like a Backdraft however when you blow a fart in your underwear wearing pants the gas blows through your taint space through your balls, lifts them up and separates them violently in the air
I was walking home with babes after a bean dinner, blew a nasty one and had bag draft, split my nuts in 2 and bronzed them brown
by Crotch pheasant February 11, 2015
mugGet the Bag draftmug.

Play dough fudge factory

Play dough fudge factory made it's debut in New York. It is when 2 people put their bare assholes against each other, tightly sealing their anus together.

One pushes a shit into the others ass. The other then has a choice to hold it in and "gift it" to a friend or squeeze it out in a toilet swirl
I love to do a Play Dough Fudge Factory on my girl. She usually holds it in for a week then "re gifts " it to friends
by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014
mugGet the Play dough fudge factorymug.

Rodeo Browns

A woman or man have saucer like nipples bigger than the clock face of Big Ben.

The color is of course…brown
Look at Todd and Shaniqua going topless at Walmart!!!! I could see those rodeo Browns from a mile away
by Crotch Pheasant August 18, 2023
mugGet the Rodeo Brownsmug.

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