Crotch pheasant 's definitions

Queef Draft

Like a back draft only it happens when you are fucking a pussy and the friction is so intense, it causes a reverse Queef, ignites as you pull your shaft out and singes your pubic hair

I was barebacking my bitch with no lube and it caused a Queef Draft and gave me 2nd degree burns

by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014

Play dough fudge factory

Play dough fudge factory made it's debut in New York. It is when 2 people put their bare assholes against each other, tightly sealing their anus together.

One pushes a shit into the others ass. The other then has a choice to hold it in and "gift it" to a friend or squeeze it out in a toilet swirl

I love to do a Play Dough Fudge Factory on my girl. She usually holds it in for a week then "re gifts " it to friends

by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014

TwatsCo

When the number of women out number the number of men at CostCo

This place is a real twatsCo today with all these fat bitches shopping today

by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014

Peenie Wiggles

When 2 men pull their hard cocks out of their pants and rub them against each other until they both cum then wiggle them violently until every last drop falls to the ground.

Dick and Simon Peenie Wiggles at Joes wedding reception and shocked on looking guests!

by Crotch Pheasant May 22, 2014

assatosis

Worse than bad breath, a wet fart or the smell of a used tampon, assatosis is the chronic stink stank stunk from ones ass. Rarely a cure, often embarrassing but the smell is so intense, one would rather be at a scat party than be with a person carrying this.

I brought Tito to a party to pound some skanks but as soon as one bitch got under his balls she tossed cookies and screamed, that mutha fucka Tito has assatosis.

by Crotch pheasant May 30, 2014

pinocchio 69

When you 69 like Pinocchio and mistake your nose for a hose.

Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"

I just wanted to do a 69 with Doug but he insisted we Pinocchio 69.

Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.

What a fucking mess!!!

by Crotch pheasant June 22, 2014

Kutcha clapping

When a woman's pussy gets banged so much that the slightest movement makes her vagina lips hit each other making a clapping sound.

More than one woman in a group is called Kutcha Clappers

Janice walked by my desk in the office and she was kutcha clapping all the way there and back.

by Crotch Pheasant August 22, 2014