Definitions by Crispy Criteria

Sweateran 

1) A person who wears heavy sweaters when it’s above 70 degrees outside.

2) A person who has been wearing sweaters consistently for more than 20 seasons.

Melissa is such a Sweateran, wearing that American flag sweater to the July 4th picnic.

Sweateran by Crispy Criteria November 8, 2023

Vedderan 

A person who has been a hard core fan of Pearl Jam since 1990 when the only way to hear them was to buy a bootleg cassette off of some white, dreadlocked Seattle resident that didn’t smell good and only accepted dime bags of grass for payment.

My friend Jay is a Vedderan, he saw Pearl Jam in June of 1990 when they were still called Brother Love Moan in a McDonald’s playland. They had emptied all of the balls from the play land ball pit and the band set up there. The “concert” was $5 to get in, but if you showed the stub @ the counter you got a free McDLT 😀

Vedderan by Crispy Criteria November 8, 2023

Oriyentl 

An Asian female who is also Jewish

If Lucy Liu converts to Judaism, she would become Oriyentl

Oriyentl by Crispy Criteria November 9, 2020

Aloha Ackbar 

Attending a Star Wars convention in Hawaii dressed as a Muslim terrorist and yelling this every time you either meet or say goodbye to another attendee dressed as Admiral Ackbar

I exclaimed “Aloha Ackbar” as I ran towards a man in an Admiral Ackbar costume and people were diving for cover.

Aloha Ackbar by Crispy Criteria November 9, 2020

Tokinawan

A person of Asian descent inserted into a setting or situation that was in need of diversity

Arnold on Happy Days was a Tokinawan

Tokinawan by Crispy Criteria November 8, 2020