TKA

Another name for " her indoors " - to know all

Why is a man at his most intelligent when he is having sex ? Because he is plugged in tka

by CriostoirHulme September 01, 2005

Kew

Kew - The home of the Royal Botanical Gardens at Kew Gardens, Surrey

King George III and Sir Joseph Banks (an eminent natural historian)
played a major role in the development of Kew Gardens in the late 1700s

by CriostoirHulme September 02, 2005

amctaor

A Merry Christmas To All Our Readers

amctaor ( as in the definition above) was spotted by a man emptying his bowels in a public toilet. As he had not purchased his morning newspaper at the time he read all comments written on the toilet door - a pastime in which most of us have indulged at one time or another.

by CriostoirHulme September 03, 2005

fet

fatality erodes togetherness

Most of us hate going to funerals as they remind us that fet

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

ITA

Intellectually twisted anarchists

ITA have weekend orgies.
They gather at places which have internet facilities.
They play online games with unsuspecting innocents

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

Kris

Kindergarten room in school

We will find the teacher in the kris

by CriostoirHulme August 27, 2005

Ballynahinch

Ballynahinch (population app 10,000) is a market town in Co. Down (Northern Ireland)
Not worth a twenty mile trip to meet someone who is non compliant.

Ballynahinch is a place where people learn fast. It could be worth visiting the place second time. Contact the non compliant man. A guided tour around the town and surrounding area is to be considered. Ask to see the river and old windmill up the hill behind the library.

by CriostoirHulme September 04, 2005