CriostoirHulme's definitions

abch

Absolutely brilliant coupling hitch

The sexspecialist and I had an abch - rock hard and in perfect position with her legs firmly clamped around me and using them to pull me further into her. Oh all you men should try this one at home with the woman in your life.

by CriostoirHulme September 5, 2005

era

elderly radical admirer

The young woman was seeking a sugar daddy instead she found an era on the state pension

by CriostoirHulme August 30, 2005

ITA

Intellectually twisted anarchists

ITA have weekend orgies.
They gather at places which have internet facilities.
They play online games with unsuspecting innocents

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

NWOV

Not without our visas

We cannot go on our holidays NWOV

by CriostoirHulme August 27, 2005

nh

Customs and Excise officers use the expression nh meaning " nothing hidden ? "

The couple returning from a holiday in France were asked by the Customs and Excise officers if they had anything to declare. When they replied " No " one of the officers asked " Nh ? "

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

Kris

Kindergarten room in school

We will find the teacher in the kris

by CriostoirHulme August 27, 2005

Ballynahinch

Ballynahinch (population app 10,000) is a market town in Co. Down (Northern Ireland)
Not worth a twenty mile trip to meet someone who is non compliant.

Ballynahinch is a place where people learn fast. It could be worth visiting the place second time. Contact the non compliant man. A guided tour around the town and surrounding area is to be considered. Ask to see the river and old windmill up the hill behind the library.

by CriostoirHulme September 4, 2005