Cretard's definitions

turd cutter

someones butt

Man did you see the turd cutter on that girl?

by cretard October 23, 2008

4:30

The time proceeding partaking in a 4:20 ritual when enough time has passed to fully understand just how high you are.

"and then it hit me, I looked at the clock and saw it was 4:30, and I was really high."

by Cretard March 1, 2014

Cum dumpster

Someones mouth

Quiet woman, shut your cum dumpster.

by cretard October 27, 2008

Dick Skinners

A persons hands

Keep your dick skinners off of my stuff woman.

by cretard October 25, 2008

Cretard

A crazy retard

Man, stop acting like a cretard.

by cretard October 23, 2008

Cock Pocket

Someones mouth

Stop talking shit girl, shut your cock pocket.

by cretard October 23, 2008

Shart

To shit and fart at the same time. half shit half fart. A wet fart.

So yesterday I sharted in my pants, it was nasty.

by cretard October 24, 2008