7 definition by Cretard

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To shit and fart at the same time. half shit half fart. A wet fart.
So yesterday I sharted in my pants, it was nasty.
by cretard September 10, 2008

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A persons hands
Keep your dick skinners off of my stuff woman.
by cretard September 09, 2008

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The time proceeding partaking in a 4:20 ritual when enough time has passed to fully understand just how high you are.
"and then it hit me, I looked at the clock and saw it was 4:30, and I was really high."
by Cretard February 23, 2014

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Someones mouth
Stop talking shit girl, shut your cock pocket.
by cretard September 09, 2008

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someones butt
Man did you see the turd cutter on that girl?
by cretard September 09, 2008

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Someones mouth
Quiet woman, shut your cum dumpster.
by cretard September 09, 2008

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A crazy retard
Man, stop acting like a cretard.
by cretard September 09, 2008

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