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by Creed Cur March 20, 2019
Get the Chestie mug.A conservative, middle-aged, white male bully, bloated with self-importance, who feels free to spew hateful opinions publicly, cursing out all those who disagree, especially progressive women of color. After Florida congressman Ted Yoho, notorious for his vile confrontation of AOC on the steps of the U.S. Capitol.
I'm so depressed—my sweetie's uncle is such a Yoho and we have to go to his place for dinner!
Congress, corporate board rooms, they seem packed full of Yohos who think they own the world.
Dude, don't be such a Yoho—open up your mind!
Congress, corporate board rooms, they seem packed full of Yohos who think they own the world.
Dude, don't be such a Yoho—open up your mind!
by Creed Cur July 22, 2020
Get the Yoho mug.Brah, that Gram of you and DMX is hella Photoslopped!
Photoslop Frankie loves to make it look like he's the hero of every situation.
Ginny Photoslopped a crusty anus on her ex's new GF!
Photoslop Frankie loves to make it look like he's the hero of every situation.
Ginny Photoslopped a crusty anus on her ex's new GF!
by Creed Cur May 30, 2021
Get the Photoslopped mug.My last bf was such a harsh mofo—I'm dying to get with Georgie, he's such a dream-puff.
My fraternity put up a stupid sign last rush—"dream-puffs need not apply"
My fraternity put up a stupid sign last rush—"dream-puffs need not apply"
by Creed Cur December 21, 2020
Get the dream-puff mug.Short for "wrist mask." A face-mask worn on the wrist—when you step outside but aren't sure if you'll be going somewhere that requires a protective face covering. Wearing a mask on your wrist avoids the foolish "ears-forward" effect of slipping one down under the chin, while at the same time signaling that you are in no way an anti-masker.
Yo, Yankee-Boy is rocking that wrask headin' for the bus stop!
I never know when I'll wind up needing it, so I always go out wearing a wrask.
The party was outside on the deck, but a lot of folks was doing it wrask-style.
I never know when I'll wind up needing it, so I always go out wearing a wrask.
The party was outside on the deck, but a lot of folks was doing it wrask-style.
by Creed Cur June 17, 2021
Get the Wrask mug.A slightly acrobatic sexual position that involves dangling your partner in the air above your own body, an arrangement that allows for interesting options for physical interaction. Caution: demands superior strength and endurance.
Last night Martin proved to be adept at flying kite – all the hours at the gym are paying off.
An aerial orgasm while flying kite has to be experienced to be believed.
One of the unexpected benefits of weight training is the ability to fly kite in bed.
An aerial orgasm while flying kite has to be experienced to be believed.
One of the unexpected benefits of weight training is the ability to fly kite in bed.
by Creed Cur June 19, 2022
Get the Flying Kite mug.When you space out your mask and make a lame effort to comply with pandemic protocols by pulling your T-shirt halfway up over your face, in the style of Mort in the Bazooka Joe comics.
Lookit this tool, tryin' to pass himself off with a t-shirt mask-querade.
Forgot her business, and now acting all nonchalant with her t-shirt mask-querade.
That t-shirt masquerade gives a good peek at his beer belly!
Forgot her business, and now acting all nonchalant with her t-shirt mask-querade.
That t-shirt masquerade gives a good peek at his beer belly!
by Creed Cur May 1, 2021
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