Creed Cur's definitions
Brah, that Gram of you and DMX is hella Photoslopped!
Photoslop Frankie loves to make it look like he's the hero of every situation.
Ginny Photoslopped a crusty anus on her ex's new GF!
Photoslop Frankie loves to make it look like he's the hero of every situation.
Ginny Photoslopped a crusty anus on her ex's new GF!
by Creed Cur May 30, 2021
Get the Photosloppedmug. A conservative, middle-aged, white male bully, bloated with self-importance, who feels free to spew hateful opinions publicly, cursing out all those who disagree, especially progressive women of color. After Florida congressman Ted Yoho, notorious for his vile confrontation of AOC on the steps of the U.S. Capitol.
I'm so depressed—my sweetie's uncle is such a Yoho and we have to go to his place for dinner!
Congress, corporate board rooms, they seem packed full of Yohos who think they own the world.
Dude, don't be such a Yoho—open up your mind!
Congress, corporate board rooms, they seem packed full of Yohos who think they own the world.
Dude, don't be such a Yoho—open up your mind!
by Creed Cur July 22, 2020
Get the Yohomug. Short for "wrist mask." A face-mask worn on the wrist, for when you're headed out but unsure if you'll need one on the down the line. Avoids the comical "ears-forward" look of slipping one down under the chin, while at the same signaling you are in no way an anti-masker.
Yo, Yankee-Boy is rocking that wrask on his way to the bus stop!
I took along a wrask today because I didn't know if I was going to have to mask up.
The party was outside on the deck, but a lot of folks were wrasking.
I took along a wrask today because I didn't know if I was going to have to mask up.
The party was outside on the deck, but a lot of folks were wrasking.
by Creed Cur June 17, 2021
Get the Wraskmug. The terrible feeling you get when you're half-way through a movie or a program and suddenly remember you've watched it before, and thus realize that your evening is shot, your memory is a sieve, and your whole existence is a waste. A byproduct of too much streaming in too concentrated period of time.
Oh, dude, I was killing it with Steve McQueen and Bullitt and then it hit me I was deja viewing and had just seen it like, a month ago.
My sister is locked in a loop where she keeps deja viewing stuff and then gets all disgusted with how bleak her life is.
I've seen Pulp Fiction about a dozen times on purpose, but unintentionally deja viewing The Great Train Robbery just once left me totally bummed.
My sister is locked in a loop where she keeps deja viewing stuff and then gets all disgusted with how bleak her life is.
I've seen Pulp Fiction about a dozen times on purpose, but unintentionally deja viewing The Great Train Robbery just once left me totally bummed.
by Creed Cur August 5, 2020
Get the deja viewingmug. Sorry I was late for work this morning, I got involved in some blow maintenance with Jimmy.
Chris has a very high minimum daily requirement of blow maintenance.
Chris has a very high minimum daily requirement of blow maintenance.
by Creed Cur March 6, 2012
Get the blow maintenancemug. A slightly acrobatic sexual position that involves dangling your partner in the air above your own body, an arrangement that allows for interesting options for physical interaction. Caution: demands superior strength and endurance.
Last night Martin proved to be adept at flying kite – all the hours at the gym are paying off.
An aerial orgasm while flying kite has to be experienced to be believed.
One of the unexpected benefits of weight training is the ability to fly kite in bed.
An aerial orgasm while flying kite has to be experienced to be believed.
One of the unexpected benefits of weight training is the ability to fly kite in bed.
by Creed Cur June 19, 2022
Get the Flying Kitemug. Short for "wrist mask." A face-mask worn on the wrist—when you step outside but aren't sure if you'll be going somewhere that requires a protective face covering. Wearing a mask on your wrist avoids the foolish "ears-forward" effect of slipping one down under the chin, while at the same time signaling that you are in no way an anti-masker.
Yo, Yankee-Boy is rocking that wrask headin' for the bus stop!
I never know when I'll wind up needing it, so I always go out wearing a wrask.
The party was outside on the deck, but a lot of folks was doing it wrask-style.
I never know when I'll wind up needing it, so I always go out wearing a wrask.
The party was outside on the deck, but a lot of folks was doing it wrask-style.
by Creed Cur June 17, 2021
Get the Wraskmug.