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noun; a wealthy patron to a casino, gets paid special attention by a casino host so the patron will feel comfortable to gamble more money.
My whale just walked in. He is hosting the Ferrari convention downstairs.
by Crazybmws June 21, 2011
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noun; describes the type of money that is in multiple places, in unmarked bills, in countries like Switzerland, that have policies against allowing anyone (even those with a court order) to access anyone else's account in that countries banks'.
Don Leone used his slush money in Switzerland to fund the arming of militant groups in Iraq so his stock in Saudia Arabian oil would go up.
by Crazybmws March 03, 2012
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noun; the act of being on an internet enabled device for no reason other than the pleasure of oneself.
"There's been a lot of device masturbation, if you will, and it needs to stop. I know your just updating your Facebook 15 times a minute, and there is no reason for it." My history professor.
by Crazybmws September 22, 2011
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British slang; impossibly drunk and so far gone that indescribable things will happen. The worst possible case of being drunk, above battered.
Whoa mate, you're shell. I'll call a taxi.
by Crazybmws December 11, 2011
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