noun, a person you would not normally tag as a dirty person because they put whatever is messy out of sight. For example into a drawer or closet where one does not normally look.
On the surface, Jenny is a really nice girl. But beneath her happy and bubbly exterior lies a closet slob so bad that if you opened her closet doors, there would literally be an avalanche of random junk.
by Crazybmws January 27, 2012
noun; a wealthy patron to a casino, gets paid special attention by a casino host so the patron will feel comfortable to gamble more money.
by Crazybmws June 22, 2011
noun; describes the type of money that is in multiple places, in unmarked bills, in countries like Switzerland, that have policies against allowing anyone (even those with a court order) to access anyone else's account in that countries banks'.
Don Leone used his slush money in Switzerland to fund the arming of militant groups in Iraq so his stock in Saudia Arabian oil would go up.
by Crazybmws March 03, 2012
An Asian car modified to look fast without going fast. Including but not limited to, exhaust tip (not exhaust or cat back), rims, bodykit, cardboard, tape, glue. Ricers do go into the the territory of hoopties. However hoopties are a much worse case. DOES NOT apply to American or European cars as RICE originated in Asia. Any American car that meets the descriptive definition of a Ricer is considered automatically a hooptie.
by Crazybmws October 26, 2009