CrazyJay's definitions

Whorlicious

A hybrid of "whore" and "delicious. An adjective which means a person is sexually attractive. It can also be used to describe slutty things that are considered to be attractive.

Those boots you're wearing are whorlicious!

by CrazyJay November 17, 2010

Thanksgrieving

The experience of grieving on Thanksgiving Day, usually accompanied with loneliness and self-pity whilst others are grateful for life and enjoying a bountiful feast with family and friends. One tries to be thankful for their blessings, but their inner sorrow defeats all surrounding joy.

Nicole: "Happy Thanksgiving!"
Jay: "Thanks, but it's hard feeling happy when I'm so alone."
Nicole: "Dude, you are soooo having a Thanksgrieving. Me too!"
Jay: "Let's drink a bottle of wine."
Nicole: "Cheers!"
Jay: "Here's to Thanksgrieving - Salud!"

by CrazyJay November 17, 2011

Forgy

An orgy with four people. It is a combination of the words "four" and "orgy."

Rob: "Did you have the sex last night with your girlfriend?"
Westley: "Dude, my girlfriend and I hooked up with another couple. We totally had a forgy!"

by CrazyJay November 22, 2010

Counterfriends

Fake friends. People who pretend to be your friends, but are actually back-stabbing nemeses. The word is derived from "counterfeit" and "friends."

"I thought Shakwandra and Alvin had my back, until I found out they were both sleeping with my boyfriend."

"Yeah, they're both a bunch of counterfriends. Assholes!"

by CrazyJay October 20, 2011

Fourgy

Group sex with four people. A combination of the words "four" and "orgy."

Rob: "Did you have the sex last night with your girlfriend?"
Westley: "Dude, my girlfriend and I hooked up with another couple. We totally had a fourgy!"

by CrazyJay November 22, 2010

Screwvenirs

Lice you catch from screwing someone.

"I fucked that chic and she left screwvenirs all over my dick."

by CrazyJay April 19, 2009

Whorlando

Nickname for Orlando. Whorlando is in the central part of Florida. It is known for theme parks, crime, theme parks, tourist traps, theme parks, and lots and lots of whores, many of which are gay.

"Dude, let's hit Whorlando for spring break this year. We'll take a bunch of ecstasy, bang a bunch of whores, and meet fucking Mickey Mouse!"

by CrazyJay April 23, 2009