CrazyJay's definitions

world of warcraft

A computer game that losers play instead of doing normal stuff such as having sex.

Normal Man: "Hey, Alex, you wanna go look for some sex or live like normal humans?"

WoW Player: "No, I'd rather waste my life away playing World of Warcraft and getting fat."

Normal Man: "Dude, you're a loser!"

WoW Player: "So what's sex like?"

by CrazyJay April 19, 2009

Screwvenirs

Lice you catch from screwing someone.

"I fucked that chic and she left screwvenirs all over my dick."

by CrazyJay April 19, 2009

Unintentional Stem

Unintentionally or accidentally getting an erection. This usually occurs during inopportune moments such as during a business meeting or when guys (gay or straight) are playing sports together and make physical contact with one another. It is often considered to be embarrassing to everyone involved. It most often happens to guys when they are going through puberty because hormones are raging out of control and erections happen even when the guy is not thinking about anything sexual.

Guys in locker room after showering after a football game:

Tony: "Dude, are you gay? Everyone noticed you had a boner in the shower."

Derek: "No, man, I couldn't help it. It was just unintentional stem."

by CrazyJay August 9, 2010

Fourgy

Group sex with four people. A combination of the words "four" and "orgy."

Rob: "Did you have the sex last night with your girlfriend?"
Westley: "Dude, my girlfriend and I hooked up with another couple. We totally had a fourgy!"

by CrazyJay November 22, 2010

Teased to Jesus

A hairdo where the hair is lifted extremely high. This usually involves a large amount of mousse and/or hairspray. The term "teased" is a normal term in hairdressing to mean fluffed, altered, and styled. "To Jesus" is a reference which means the hair is raised so high, it almost reaches the sky, or Heaven.

Did you see Tina's new hairdo? I swear it was teased to Jesus! For a moment, I thought it was 1984 again.

by CrazyJay September 17, 2010

Brown Ringer

When you fuck someone up the ass. Sometimes it leaves a brown ring around your dick.

"Dude, why is your girlfriend walking funny?"

"Cuz she just gave me a brown ringer! Wanna see?"

"Man, go wash that shit off!"

by CrazyJay June 10, 2009

Whorlicious

A hybrid of "whore" and "delicious. An adjective which means a person is sexually attractive. It can also be used to describe slutty things that are considered to be attractive.

Those boots you're wearing are whorlicious!

by CrazyJay November 17, 2010