"He kissed me with a lockermouth."
by CrazyJay November 20, 2010
Nickname for Orlando. Whorlando is in the central part of Florida. It is known for theme parks, crime, theme parks, tourist traps, theme parks, and lots and lots of whores, many of which are gay.
"Dude, let's hit Whorlando for spring break this year. We'll take a bunch of ecstasy, bang a bunch of whores, and meet fucking Mickey Mouse!"
by CrazyJay April 23, 2009
Rob: "Did you have the sex last night with your girlfriend?"
Westley: "Dude, my girlfriend and I hooked up with another couple. We totally had a forgy!"
Westley: "Dude, my girlfriend and I hooked up with another couple. We totally had a forgy!"
by CrazyJay November 20, 2010
Normal Man: "Hey, Alex, you wanna go look for some sex or live like normal humans?"
WoW Player: "No, I'd rather waste my life away playing World of Warcraft and getting fat."
Normal Man: "Dude, you're a loser!"
WoW Player: "So what's sex like?"
WoW Player: "No, I'd rather waste my life away playing World of Warcraft and getting fat."
Normal Man: "Dude, you're a loser!"
WoW Player: "So what's sex like?"
by CrazyJay April 20, 2009
"Dude, why is your girlfriend walking funny?"
"Cuz she just gave me a brown ringer! Wanna see?"
"Man, go wash that shit off!"
"Cuz she just gave me a brown ringer! Wanna see?"
"Man, go wash that shit off!"
by CrazyJay June 11, 2009
1. The act of sucking someone's toes to give or recieve sexual pleasure.
2. The act of ejaculating sperm into someone's anus, and then sucking the sperm out with a straw. Without a straw, this is known as felching.
2. The act of ejaculating sperm into someone's anus, and then sucking the sperm out with a straw. Without a straw, this is known as felching.
"Once that chic washed her feet, i was shrimping all night."
"I fucked that dude, came in his ass, then sucked every drop out with a straw. Man, I love shrimping!"
"I fucked that dude, came in his ass, then sucked every drop out with a straw. Man, I love shrimping!"
by CrazyJay April 20, 2009
Rob: "Did you have the sex last night with your girlfriend?"
Westley: "Dude, my girlfriend and I hooked up with another couple. We totally had a fourgy!"
Westley: "Dude, my girlfriend and I hooked up with another couple. We totally had a fourgy!"
by CrazyJay November 20, 2010