CrazyJay's definitions
Renaldo: "What did you do last night, Josh?"
Josh: "I hooked up with a hot dude and left my gaybies all over his face!"
Josh: "I hooked up with a hot dude and left my gaybies all over his face!"
by CrazyJay April 23, 2009
Get the gaybiesmug. Fake emotions or histrionics. The word is comprised of "faux" (French for "fake") and "emotions."
Pronounced: FOH-MOH-shuhns
Pronounced: FOH-MOH-shuhns
"Cindi hates Brittney, but acted sooo happy when Brittney got engaged to Cindi's ex-boyfriend."
"Yeah, that Cindi is full of fauxmotions."
"Whatever. They're both whores."
"Yeah, that Cindi is full of fauxmotions."
"Whatever. They're both whores."
by CrazyJay November 2, 2011
Get the Fauxmotionsmug. 1. The act of sucking someone's toes to give or recieve sexual pleasure.
2. The act of ejaculating sperm into someone's anus, and then sucking the sperm out with a straw. Without a straw, this is known as felching.
2. The act of ejaculating sperm into someone's anus, and then sucking the sperm out with a straw. Without a straw, this is known as felching.
"Once that chic washed her feet, i was shrimping all night."
"I fucked that dude, came in his ass, then sucked every drop out with a straw. Man, I love shrimping!"
"I fucked that dude, came in his ass, then sucked every drop out with a straw. Man, I love shrimping!"
by CrazyJay April 20, 2009
Get the Shrimpingmug. Having sex with someone who works at a Disney theme park. This is very common for gay male cast members of Walt Disney World (near Orlando, Florida) and other gay guys who who live in the area.
Friend: "Hey, what's going on?"
Gay Guy: "Nothing much.. I'm online trying to find a Disney Fuck for the afternoon."
Friend: "Dude, try to find me a Peter Pan while you're at it."
Gay Guy: "Nothing much.. I'm online trying to find a Disney Fuck for the afternoon."
Friend: "Dude, try to find me a Peter Pan while you're at it."
by CrazyJay June 10, 2009
Get the Disney Fuckmug. Unintentionally or accidentally getting an erection. This usually occurs during inopportune moments such as during a business meeting or when guys (gay or straight) are playing sports together and make physical contact with one another. It is often considered to be embarrassing to everyone involved. It most often happens to guys when they are going through puberty because hormones are raging out of control and erections happen even when the guy is not thinking about anything sexual.
Guys in locker room after showering after a football game:
Tony: "Dude, are you gay? Everyone noticed you had a boner in the shower."
Derek: "No, man, I couldn't help it. It was just unintentional stem."
Tony: "Dude, are you gay? Everyone noticed you had a boner in the shower."
Derek: "No, man, I couldn't help it. It was just unintentional stem."
by CrazyJay August 9, 2010
Get the Unintentional Stemmug. Rob: "Did you have the sex last night with your girlfriend?"
Westley: "Dude, my girlfriend and I hooked up with another couple. We totally had a fourgy!"
Westley: "Dude, my girlfriend and I hooked up with another couple. We totally had a fourgy!"
by CrazyJay November 22, 2010
Get the Fourgymug. "Dude, why is your girlfriend walking funny?"
"Cuz she just gave me a brown ringer! Wanna see?"
"Man, go wash that shit off!"
"Cuz she just gave me a brown ringer! Wanna see?"
"Man, go wash that shit off!"
by CrazyJay June 10, 2009
Get the Brown Ringermug.