CrazyJay's definitions
Rob: "Did you have the sex last night with your girlfriend?"
Westley: "Dude, my girlfriend and I hooked up with another couple. We totally had a forgy!"
Westley: "Dude, my girlfriend and I hooked up with another couple. We totally had a forgy!"
by CrazyJay November 22, 2010
Get the Forgymug. Fake emotions or histrionics. The word is comprised of "faux" (French for "fake") and "emotions."
Pronounced: FOH-MOH-shuhns
Pronounced: FOH-MOH-shuhns
"Cindi hates Brittney, but acted sooo happy when Brittney got engaged to Cindi's ex-boyfriend."
"Yeah, that Cindi is full of fauxmotions."
"Whatever. They're both whores."
"Yeah, that Cindi is full of fauxmotions."
"Whatever. They're both whores."
by CrazyJay November 2, 2011
Get the Fauxmotionsmug. A hybrid of "whore" and "delicious. An adjective which means a person is sexually attractive. It can also be used to describe slutty things that are considered to be attractive.
by CrazyJay November 17, 2010
Get the Whorliciousmug. The experience of grieving on Thanksgiving Day, usually accompanied with loneliness and self-pity whilst others are grateful for life and enjoying a bountiful feast with family and friends. One tries to be thankful for their blessings, but their inner sorrow defeats all surrounding joy.
Nicole: "Happy Thanksgiving!"
Jay: "Thanks, but it's hard feeling happy when I'm so alone."
Nicole: "Dude, you are soooo having a Thanksgrieving. Me too!"
Jay: "Let's drink a bottle of wine."
Nicole: "Cheers!"
Jay: "Here's to Thanksgrieving - Salud!"
Jay: "Thanks, but it's hard feeling happy when I'm so alone."
Nicole: "Dude, you are soooo having a Thanksgrieving. Me too!"
Jay: "Let's drink a bottle of wine."
Nicole: "Cheers!"
Jay: "Here's to Thanksgrieving - Salud!"
by CrazyJay November 17, 2011
Get the Thanksgrievingmug. Having sex with someone who works at a Disney theme park. This is very common for gay male cast members of Walt Disney World (near Orlando, Florida) and other gay guys who who live in the area.
Friend: "Hey, what's going on?"
Gay Guy: "Nothing much.. I'm online trying to find a Disney Fuck for the afternoon."
Friend: "Dude, try to find me a Peter Pan while you're at it."
Gay Guy: "Nothing much.. I'm online trying to find a Disney Fuck for the afternoon."
Friend: "Dude, try to find me a Peter Pan while you're at it."
by CrazyJay June 10, 2009
Get the Disney Fuckmug. Unintentionally or accidentally getting an erection. This usually occurs during inopportune moments such as during a business meeting or when guys (gay or straight) are playing sports together and make physical contact with one another. It is often considered to be embarrassing to everyone involved. It most often happens to guys when they are going through puberty because hormones are raging out of control and erections happen even when the guy is not thinking about anything sexual.
Guys in locker room after showering after a football game:
Tony: "Dude, are you gay? Everyone noticed you had a boner in the shower."
Derek: "No, man, I couldn't help it. It was just unintentional stem."
Tony: "Dude, are you gay? Everyone noticed you had a boner in the shower."
Derek: "No, man, I couldn't help it. It was just unintentional stem."
by CrazyJay August 9, 2010
Get the Unintentional Stemmug. Fake friends. People who pretend to be your friends, but are actually back-stabbing nemeses. The word is derived from "counterfeit" and "friends."
"I thought Shakwandra and Alvin had my back, until I found out they were both sleeping with my boyfriend."
"Yeah, they're both a bunch of counterfriends. Assholes!"
"Yeah, they're both a bunch of counterfriends. Assholes!"
by CrazyJay October 20, 2011
Get the Counterfriendsmug.