"He kissed me with a lockermouth."
by CrazyJay November 20, 2010
Nickname for Orlando. Whorlando is in the central part of Florida. It is known for theme parks, crime, theme parks, tourist traps, theme parks, and lots and lots of whores, many of which are gay.
"Dude, let's hit Whorlando for spring break this year. We'll take a bunch of ecstasy, bang a bunch of whores, and meet fucking Mickey Mouse!"
by CrazyJay April 23, 2009
Rob: "Did you have the sex last night with your girlfriend?"
Westley: "Dude, my girlfriend and I hooked up with another couple. We totally had a forgy!"
Westley: "Dude, my girlfriend and I hooked up with another couple. We totally had a forgy!"
by CrazyJay November 20, 2010
by CrazyJay April 20, 2009
Any person, male or female, gay or straight, who allows men to cum inside them without properly cleaning between sexual encounters. This allows for more than one person's sperm to be inside them at the same time.
"I screwed that blonde chic last night but her pussy felt all wet and sloppy."
"That's cuz I fucked her just before you did and she still had my cum inside her when you tapped it. Dude, you were fucking a personal sperm bank!"
"That's cuz I fucked her just before you did and she still had my cum inside her when you tapped it. Dude, you were fucking a personal sperm bank!"
by CrazyJay November 22, 2009
"My boyfriend's cum looks like potato soup."
"Dude, that's alfredo cum... He needs to have that shit checked out by a doctor!"
"Dude, that's alfredo cum... He needs to have that shit checked out by a doctor!"
by CrazyJay November 22, 2009
Fake friends. People who pretend to be your friends, but are actually back-stabbing nemeses. The word is derived from "counterfeit" and "friends."
"I thought Shakwandra and Alvin had my back, until I found out they were both sleeping with my boyfriend."
"Yeah, they're both a bunch of counterfriends. Assholes!"
"Yeah, they're both a bunch of counterfriends. Assholes!"
by CrazyJay October 20, 2011