CrazyJay's definitions

Whorlando

Nickname for Orlando. Whorlando is in the central part of Florida. It is known for theme parks, crime, theme parks, tourist traps, theme parks, and lots and lots of whores, many of which are gay.

"Dude, let's hit Whorlando for spring break this year. We'll take a bunch of ecstasy, bang a bunch of whores, and meet fucking Mickey Mouse!"

by CrazyJay April 23, 2009

Shrimping

1. The act of sucking someone's toes to give or recieve sexual pleasure.

2. The act of ejaculating sperm into someone's anus, and then sucking the sperm out with a straw. Without a straw, this is known as felching.

"Once that chic washed her feet, i was shrimping all night."

"I fucked that dude, came in his ass, then sucked every drop out with a straw. Man, I love shrimping!"

by CrazyJay April 20, 2009

Screwvenirs

Lice you catch from screwing someone.

"I fucked that chic and she left screwvenirs all over my dick."

by CrazyJay April 19, 2009

world of warcraft

A computer game that losers play instead of doing normal stuff such as having sex.

Normal Man: "Hey, Alex, you wanna go look for some sex or live like normal humans?"

WoW Player: "No, I'd rather waste my life away playing World of Warcraft and getting fat."

Normal Man: "Dude, you're a loser!"

WoW Player: "So what's sex like?"

by CrazyJay April 19, 2009