A hairdo where the hair is lifted extremely high. This usually involves a large amount of mousse and/or hairspray. The term "teased" is a normal term in hairdressing to mean fluffed, altered, and styled. "To Jesus" is a reference which means the hair is raised so high, it almost reaches the sky, or Heaven.
Did you see Tina's new hairdo? I swear it was teased to Jesus! For a moment, I thought it was 1984 again.
by CrazyJay September 17, 2010
"Dude, why is your girlfriend walking funny?"
"Cuz she just gave me a brown ringer! Wanna see?"
"Man, go wash that shit off!"
"Cuz she just gave me a brown ringer! Wanna see?"
"Man, go wash that shit off!"
by CrazyJay June 10, 2009
Having sex with someone who works at a Disney theme park. This is very common for gay male cast members of Walt Disney World (near Orlando, Florida) and other gay guys who who live in the area.
Friend: "Hey, what's going on?"
Gay Guy: "Nothing much.. I'm online trying to find a Disney Fuck for the afternoon."
Friend: "Dude, try to find me a Peter Pan while you're at it."
Gay Guy: "Nothing much.. I'm online trying to find a Disney Fuck for the afternoon."
Friend: "Dude, try to find me a Peter Pan while you're at it."
by CrazyJay June 10, 2009
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