by Crazy charismatic October 22, 2019
A girl that is only fine(good looking) enough to get a blow job from.
A girl that no one in the group wants to have sex with but that one buddy of yours has to get a BJ.
A girl that no one in the group wants to have sex with but that one buddy of yours has to get a BJ.
Yo so, did you bang the turtle? Nah I just got a BJ. Stop lying bro you joined the turtle club.
It's been a minute since I got some so I picked up a turtle last night.
Bro there's an entire group of turtle's over there begging for to go holla.
It's been a minute since I got some so I picked up a turtle last night.
Bro there's an entire group of turtle's over there begging for to go holla.
by Crazy charismatic August 07, 2017
A turtle is a bitch that is only fine enough to get head from.
A turtle is that girl that no one in the group wants to sleep with but that one buddy yours has to score a BJ at least.
A turtle would be a 5 or 6 out of 10.
A turtle is that girl that no one in the group wants to sleep with but that one buddy yours has to score a BJ at least.
A turtle would be a 5 or 6 out of 10.
Yo did you sleep with the turtle? Nah bro I just got some head.
Hey man that turtle over there is eyeballing you.
I was kind of desperate the other night so I picked up a turtle.
Hey man that turtle over there is eyeballing you.
I was kind of desperate the other night so I picked up a turtle.
by Crazy charismatic August 08, 2017
Doodercock also known as poopdick is a way to explain a penis after after anal intercourse.
Basically a dick covered in shit or that smells like shit.
A nasty dick
A way to describe a person with a negative vibe.
Basically a dick covered in shit or that smells like shit.
A nasty dick
A way to describe a person with a negative vibe.
Don't be a doodercock nobody likes poopdick.
Yeah I got the doodercock I'm uh go take a shower.
So I tried something different last night and ended up with doodercock.
My boss was being a fucking doodercock tonight.
Yeah I got the doodercock I'm uh go take a shower.
So I tried something different last night and ended up with doodercock.
My boss was being a fucking doodercock tonight.
by Crazy charismatic August 08, 2017
Cha-mon-nah
Chamonah means to hurry and go in or hurry up and work out for me. It's a phrase used in the hopes of winning something. Usually used in sports or gambling. Games such as pool, poker and golf would best suit this phase.
Chamonah is a more spicy way to say come on please do this for me.
Chamonah means to hurry and go in or hurry up and work out for me. It's a phrase used in the hopes of winning something. Usually used in sports or gambling. Games such as pool, poker and golf would best suit this phase.
Chamonah is a more spicy way to say come on please do this for me.
Alrighty ball chamonah go in the hole!
I need my card chamonah give me my card.
Chamonah one more ball and I win the lottery.
Chamonah 6 more yards till touch down.
I need a birdie on this hole chamonah give me the birdie. Be good to me ball.
I need my card chamonah give me my card.
Chamonah one more ball and I win the lottery.
Chamonah 6 more yards till touch down.
I need a birdie on this hole chamonah give me the birdie. Be good to me ball.
by Crazy charismatic August 08, 2017
The turtle club is a group of guys who have slept with or sleep with women of low Attraction. Some would say a 5 out of 10.
The turtle club is a group of guys with low standard's that sleep with women that other guy's wouldn't touch or would only get a BJ from
The turtle club is a group of guys with low standard's that sleep with women that other guy's wouldn't touch or would only get a BJ from
Yo I joined the turtle club last night. Yeah she was pretty big.
Yo the ugly girl over there wants the dick bro. You ready to join the turtle club?
Yo the ugly girl over there wants the dick bro. You ready to join the turtle club?
by Crazy charismatic August 08, 2017
I met this girl at the bar last night. She was pretty hot so I sent her home with a baked muffin.
Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.
Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.
by Crazy charismatic August 07, 2017