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by Crazy charismatic October 21, 2019
Get the Smizz mug.A turtle is a bitch that is only fine enough to get head from.
A turtle is that girl that no one in the group wants to sleep with but that one buddy yours has to score a BJ at least.
A turtle would be a 5 or 6 out of 10.
A turtle is that girl that no one in the group wants to sleep with but that one buddy yours has to score a BJ at least.
A turtle would be a 5 or 6 out of 10.
Yo did you sleep with the turtle? Nah bro I just got some head.
Hey man that turtle over there is eyeballing you.
I was kind of desperate the other night so I picked up a turtle.
Hey man that turtle over there is eyeballing you.
I was kind of desperate the other night so I picked up a turtle.
by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017
Get the Turtle mug.Kill an ox vibe is a term used by hip hop artist MC YDOC also known as Your Dose Of Charisma in his song die 2day. the term means and stands for pure adrenaline. For instance an ox is one of the strongest animals in the world. saying you are angry enough to kill an ox is like saying you are hungry enough to eat a horse. its illogical but makes sense.
fuck you all up with that kill an ox vibe. dirty mind to clean it up I huff peroxide. fuck a birds eye ill view the world from gods eyes. kill the beat then leave the scene with the cops ride.
the kill an ox vibe is a rush that you get that fills you with adrenaline.
the kill an ox vibe is a rush that you get that fills you with adrenaline.
by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
Get the Kill an ox vibe mug.I met this girl at the bar last night. She was pretty hot so I sent her home with a baked muffin.
Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.
Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.
by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
Get the Baked muffin mug.When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
Get the Snooki surprise mug.When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
Get the Snooki surprise mug.A tight situation that you either have to fight through or tap out of.
A big decision making situation.
A deep train of thought.
A moment when life slows down.
A moment you won't forget. Due
A big decision making situation.
A deep train of thought.
A moment when life slows down.
A moment you won't forget. Due
I was hit with a Headlock today at work. My boss blamed me for something I didn't do and wouldn't hear my end. I was about to quit but I need the money.
My mom went through a Headlock about her life one time. I guess she chose the sleeping pills over raising me and my brother that night. I had to smack her awake until the ambulance came and Fed her charcoal.
My girl cheated on me so now I'm going through a Headlock on weather or not I want to stay with her.
I'm having a Headlock on where I want to throw my birthday party this year.
I'm having a Headlock on what school I want to attend.
I'm having a Headlock on what I want to be when I grow up.
I'm having a Headlock on what happens when you die.
My mom went through a Headlock about her life one time. I guess she chose the sleeping pills over raising me and my brother that night. I had to smack her awake until the ambulance came and Fed her charcoal.
My girl cheated on me so now I'm going through a Headlock on weather or not I want to stay with her.
I'm having a Headlock on where I want to throw my birthday party this year.
I'm having a Headlock on what school I want to attend.
I'm having a Headlock on what I want to be when I grow up.
I'm having a Headlock on what happens when you die.
by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
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