Crawdad Nelson's definitions

process crime

A crime the grand jury defines as a crime while you don't; skullduggery; dirty tricks.

Everything Roger Stone is accused of is a process crime.

by Crawdad Nelson February 1, 2019

conservative intellectual opinion

A handful of free-range nutjobs like Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh

Donald Trump bases his policies on the grand traditions of conservative intellectual opinion.

by Crawdad Nelson December 3, 2016

trumparoma

The smell that occurs when a swamp is drained and replaced with raw sewage and other kinds of stinking waste.

There's been a hell of a trumparoma around here since they drained that swamp and filled it with sewage.

by Crawdad Nelson December 2, 2016

russian hackers

The villains du jour; imaginary nefarious agents of chaos; a group of 400 pound high school students in a dark suburban basement.

Those Russian hackers stole the election!

by Crawdad Nelson December 14, 2016

trumplather

A toxic foamy substance created by being in proximity to a Trumpist or Trumpishness; genital sweating.

His underwear was ruined by all the trumplather he brought home from the rally.

by Crawdad Nelson December 1, 2016

truth

Whatever the person speaking thinks, has heard, or has read online.

You'd be shocked if you knew the truth about 911.

by Crawdad Nelson December 13, 2016

Doubtrage

Anger without a specific object; anger misdirected toward the wrong object; anger directed against parties unknown.

The citizens were consumed by doubtrage when parking became more expensive without any warning or explanation.

by Crawdad Nelson November 2, 2016