Crawdad Nelson's definitions

klandemic

The exponential spread of white supremist beliefs through a community.

There's been a real klandemic breaking out in the walmart parking lot since they ran out of hamburger buns.

by Crawdad Nelson May 7, 2020

I ain't racist but

I actually am racist and I'm going to tell you something I read online which supports and confirms my opinion.

I ain't racist but I just saw a website that tells the real truth about that rotten commie, Martin Luther King.

by Crawdad Nelson December 2, 2016

process crime

A crime the grand jury defines as a crime while you don't; skullduggery; dirty tricks.

Everything Roger Stone is accused of is a process crime.

by Crawdad Nelson February 1, 2019

Triggered

A trivialization of the psychological term for the effect wrought on an individual when items or events remind them of trauma they have suffered; an attempt to smear the holder of an opinion which with one disagrees; a simple-minded reply to any evidence which one has been told is fake news.

A: Climate change , by altering world weather patterns and sea levels, among other effects, threatens to cause traumatic dislocation and famine.
B: Triggered!

by Crawdad Nelson March 18, 2017

Banana Republican

Banana Republicans are those to whom the Right is not Right enough; modern-era conservatives dedicated to eliminating democracy and rejecting the justice system including judges, juries and the official apparatus of investigative agencies, punitive measures, and oversight concerning Rightwing politicians.

Those damned Banana Republicans have taken over the Supreme Court and brought the legislative branch to a grinding halt.

by Crawdad Nelson June 4, 2024

russian hackers

The villains du jour; imaginary nefarious agents of chaos; a group of 400 pound high school students in a dark suburban basement.

Those Russian hackers stole the election!

by Crawdad Nelson December 14, 2016

trumplather

A toxic foamy substance created by being in proximity to a Trumpist or Trumpishness; genital sweating.

His underwear was ruined by all the trumplather he brought home from the rally.

by Crawdad Nelson December 1, 2016