Cranberry Bob's definitions

I hear banjo music

"I hear banjo music" refers to isolated, dangerous places; with an allusion to the film Deliverance (1972).

We're really in the boonies. I hear banjo music.

by Cranberry Bob December 4, 2019

Pope's panties

The Pope's panties is a white flag of surrender.

We're losing, so let's forfeit. Run up the Pope's panties.

by Cranberry Bob January 8, 2020

turds to all

'Turds of all' is a complimentary closing of a letter meant in a humorous way when sent to fellow fraternity brothers..

"Y'all be good; turds to all."

by Cranberry Bob February 22, 2020

cathedral of green

'Cathedral of green' is an expression that refers to some of the classic baseball stadiums such as Fenway Park in Boston, Yankee Stadium in New York, or Wrigley Field in Chicago. Often used ironically.

Yes, the Yankees will appear in Yankee Stadium, that fabled cathedral of green in the Bronx tonight.

by Cranberry Bob April 26, 2021

pinky cheater

A pinky cheater is a latex sheath worn over a finger while being employed in a vaginal or rectal examination.

My proctologist uses a pinky cheater for sanitary reasons, but she’s still a bum doctor.

by Cranberry Bob July 9, 2021

heaux

An immoral Cajun woman.

Florene slept with half of the football team, and th other half felt left out; she was a heaux.

by Cranberry Bob November 15, 2019

Madame Pipi

In France and in other places, Madame Pipi is the title given to female rest room attendants.

Madame Pipi presided over the rest room; keeping it sanitary and providing soap and hand towels.

by Cranberry Bob August 19, 2021