Cranberry Bob's definitions

Crackaloo

Crackaloo is a game where players try to roll a marble in a hole.

Leigh was the champion at playing crackaloo - attributable to her sexual prowess.

by Cranberry Bob December 9, 2021

Bougalee

A bougalee is a slang term for Cajun.

Jambalaya and gumbo are traditional bougalee dishes.

by Cranberry Bob June 5, 2021

duck wearing a wonderbra

A duck wearing a wonderbra refers to a very unlikely event.

My going out with you is as likely as a duck wearing a wonderbra.

by Cranberry Bob November 26, 2019

West Turdistan

Mississippi is also known as West Turdistan.

Biloxi is a small port on the Gulf in West Turdistan

by Cranberry Bob January 8, 2020

Little Boxes

"Little Boxes" is a satirical song written by activist Malvina Reynolds. Tom Lehrer characterized it as "the most sanctimonious song ever written."

Daly City, CA was the inspiration of the song "Little Boxes."

by Cranberry Bob January 9, 2020

Menopause

The naturally occurring cessation of a woman menstrating. It usually occurs between ages 45 and 55. The pause that refreshes.

Mary had her menopause recently.

by Cranberry Bob March 27, 2022

shy pokies

Shy pokies refers to inverted nipples.

Clarissa didn't wear a bra today and everyone saw that she had shy pokies.

by Cranberry Bob November 30, 2019