Craig's definitions

tauroassism

A medical condition in which your ass looks like a bull's head. Not to be confused with taruodontism or ghetto booty. See also Nita, iwillmotherfuckingkillyou

'So she told me to check THIS. And so I looked, and sure enough, she had tauroassism. I didnt see that coming, but it explains all the snorting coming from her butt.'

by Craig May 29, 2003

infuckingcredible

Surprise
Shock
Amazing

thats an infuckingcredible piece of machinary you have

by Craig April 16, 2003

Boria

(n.) A want-to be pimp and player. He get even get play from his mamma.

There is a boria being turned down by another girl.

by craig March 30, 2003

sme

The love of my life. Since the first day i layed my eyes on him, i wanted to enter him, in a sexual manner.

by Craig March 27, 2003

flying fuck

when you don't care at all about something

i don't really give a flying fuck about what you think... go fuck a horse!!

by craig March 12, 2003

pass the polo

a game which involves atleast 4 people sitting in a circle. You have one polo and you have to pass it to each other via mouths and tongues

hi babez, you fine ass be-atches wana play pass the polo, then fuck like horny animals?

by craig March 12, 2003

international ganja day

one of the grestest days. 20th April. 4/20. Smoke weed on this day!!!

dude whens it IGD?
20th april
thats 6months fuck it, lets light up

by craig March 12, 2003