jibbing

Normally a term in secondary schools in England seeing as most of the other definitions are nothing like what it means in school. It is the act of skipping lessons by hiding out somewhere usually in the school grounds. Most Jibbers usually are in groups of two to five. Jibbers are by no means bad kids, a lot of people jib the lessons they hate. Also if someone is off school for whatever reason then it is almost a necessity to say 'jibbing' when that person's name is called in the register, just to annoy the teacher.
Student 1: C'mon, it's French now.

Student 2: Nah. We're gonna jib French
by Craig April 29, 2005
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Hatstand

Completely mad. Bonkers. Cuckoo
You know that girl I was seeing? Well, it turns out she's totally hatstand.
by Craig May 10, 2004
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lunchtime shagger

Someone who has sex with their partner while on their lunch break from work.
"Why is Nichola always late back from her lunch?"
"She's a lunchtime shagger, that's why."
by Craig September 14, 2004
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90 270

The vagina of a woman of Asian descent. This references the degree of rotation of her vagina in relation to the Caucasian woman's vagina of 0/180 degrees
That 90 270 is SICK! I'd hit that!
by Craig October 29, 2002
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get up out my grille

Very similar to "Get up off my nuts", but it can be used by persons of both genders.

Rooting from "Cease and decist" it has been urban-ized and turned into a more popular version.

Exacting meaing is not known, but when it is said, it is advised that one moves up out the "grille" or personal space of the one who said it. Not doing so could lead to the "busting of a cap"
Herbert: "Hey Phillip, get up out my grille a afore I bust a cap in yo ass."

Phillip: I shall cease and decist.
by Craig January 17, 2005
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flop video

A homemade pornography of sorts, in which a girl pulls out a guys cock with a flopping action.
Hahaha man have you seen the flop video yet? She really gets into it.
by craig March 07, 2005
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Moose Knuckle

N. The split bulge in a mans pants caused by wearing jeans that are too tight. More often than not, these jeans are manufactured ny Wrangler.
Holy crap! That dude has hella Mosse Knuckle!
by Craig October 28, 2002
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