Craig's definitions

Klay World

1. The world within ours. Inhabited by red and green but most commonly blue klaymen. These blobs of klay created by the one and only Knox.

2. Klay World is basically Robert Benfer's (Knox's) desk that he animates his awesome klaymations. Klay World is also the shortened term for his new full feature movie Klay World: Off the Table.

1. "It's the end of Klay World!"

2. Are you gonna be buying Knox's Klay World movie?

by Craig June 4, 2005

flying fuck

when you don't care at all about something

i don't really give a flying fuck about what you think... go fuck a horse!!

by craig March 12, 2003

Table Time

While doing a girl from behind while she is bent over a table, the guy leans in close and asks her what time it is. Before she has time to reply, the male yells, "Table time, bitch!" and slams her face into the table.

In an effort to spice up their long marriage Ike decided to execute a textbook table time on Sophia for their 80th anniversary.

by Craig January 12, 2004

dickrature

a dude who all he talks about is sex

stop talking dickrature

by craig March 12, 2003

fizz

unlucky, out of luck,

A football player misses an open goal. "how fizz is that" (how unlucky is that)

by craig July 20, 2003

trick-or-treat

American phenomenon that has infiltrated the UK over the last 20 years. When organised by adults the event results in sweet, fancy dressed children being given confectionery by random strangers whose houses the children have knocked on the doors of. However the reality is that groups of antisocial delinquents have an excuse to roam streets, threatening and intimidating anyone stupid enough to open their front doors to them and generally vandalise property and disturb the peace. It is the parents of these reprobates that think the idea is fun as they are completely unaware of the havoc their little darlings are causing. Another great American export. God Bless America, indeed.

Trick or treat? The trick is that I will throw an egg at your house and vandalise your garden. The treat is I'll do exactly the same, even if you give me some sweets.

by Craig November 1, 2004

jock

A term used by English people to insult a Scottishman.

I'm not going to that pub up in Glasgow, it's full of jocks!

Duh!

by Craig June 15, 2004