erogenous zones

their are atleast 9 you have to pay attention to during foreplay sex and after sex.
1. upper lip
2. finger tips
3. armpits
4. nipples
5. g-spot
6. clit
7. ass
8. thighs
9. toes/feet

She loves me
how you know?
cus i took care of all her erogenous zones

by craig March 12, 2003

chili whip

Adj. The act of a man slapping his penis across a womans face.

Fred CHILI WHIPed wilma with his prehistoric suasage.

by Craig October 30, 2002

flop video

A homemade pornography of sorts, in which a girl pulls out a guys cock with a flopping action.

Hahaha man have you seen the flop video yet? She really gets into it.

by craig March 07, 2005

HOOVER

A quick tempered asshole..one who believes he is agg

damn ..dood hes being a hoover

by craig March 08, 2005

Nuremberg

Used in the plural sense, this is Cockney rhyming slang for piles or haemorrhoids. Nuremberg trials = piles

"Blimey, me Nurembergs are givin' me jip today."

by Craig September 14, 2004

waif

a homeless person; hobo

The waif was stealing shit.

by craig January 20, 2004

jibbers

Person(s) who jibs (skips lessons). See my definition for jibbing.

Me: Are we gonan go to Maths?

Jordan. Nah. Let's jib.

by Craig April 29, 2005