Craig's definitions

monkey butler

A terminology that, if applied in a certain way, can be deemed offensive.

As the guests arrived back at Faversham Retreat, exhausted from a day of Big Game hunting, they were greeted by Lord Fotheringham-Smyth's ever courteous monkey butler, who politely ushered them into the Portrait Room for pink gin and cucumber sandwiches.

by Craig July 7, 2004

neowinian

A member of the neowin.net community.

I am a Neowinian, you will ph33r meh, because I am teh own joo. Sure you might get laid, but I will hax0r jo0!

by Craig July 3, 2004

shrek

when playing eucre, and in the barn, sticking the score cards behind your ears is known as "shreking it"

now we're shreking, but next point we'll win

by Craig June 27, 2004

Foot Mouth

to unwillingly insert as much of your foot into your partners mouth during hot booty sex

Craig, get you smelly, cheesy, son of a bitch of a foot out of my mouth mumbles natalie with a mouth full of foot

by craig June 23, 2004

snurpouart

A snurpouart is a mixture of the words - sneeze, burp, cough and fart. Meaning you do all of these at once... I wonder how it would sound?

Whoah! I never expected a snurpouart to sound like that!

by Craig June 15, 2004

jock

A term used by English people to insult a Scottishman.

I'm not going to that pub up in Glasgow, it's full of jocks!

Duh!

by Craig June 15, 2004

Taff

a Taff is someone from Wales. See Paddy

Ay, get out of here you Taffs!

by Craig June 15, 2004