Craig's definitions

cham

To make the action of chewing on something hard, but without any teeth.

cham, chamming, chammed

The old bastard chammed as hard as he could on the Wether's Original, but it still fell out of his floppy hole.

by Craig April 10, 2004

chingas

to bother, complain, bitch, or f*#k.

No me chingas! - Quit bothering me !(just a tad bit stronger though)

by craig January 15, 2004

twigg

A pretty little man, who lure's women to his bed on the pretense of being a cat owner. He does not own a cat.

I'm going over to Twigg's tonight to feed his sick little cat.

by Craig January 5, 2004

yamina

yamina is a tall blonde german chick whom is very attractive and loves craig robbins.

dude?! i love craig robbins.

by craig December 23, 2004

Hat Trick

You're correct that it involves having sex with all 3 holes of a girl, however the true hat trick is jizzing in all 3 holes ON THE SAME ORGASM. Needless to say it's very difficult, and is worthy of the title "hat trick".

I tried a hat trick, but the orgasm was over and I was out of jizz before I got to her ass.

by Craig May 13, 2005

peaches and cream

Man is getting oral gratification from man or woman (your choice). Just before that special moments comes and your gratifier stops bobbing and leans back to get a face full. At this point a quick punch to the nose will yeild a nice trickle of blood which will quickly be joined by a shower of semen and when mixed togeter becomes your peaches and cream.

If this hoe doesn't start showing my balls some attention this blow job will end in some peaches and cream.

by Craig January 20, 2005

eat the cookie

A phrase to describe getting the short end of the stick, or being left holding the bag! From the literal: group of guys having a circle jerk "on" a cookie placed in the middle of the group. The last one to climax has to "eat the cookie".

John was the one left to eat the cookie when all his friends found chicks to hook up with at the bar.

by Craig September 2, 2008