fap

To milk the tube steak for all it's worth.
I was fappin' to some NSYNC pics last night when I... wait, did I say NSYNC?
by Cow March 12, 2003
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Cow

The webmaster without a site...(WTF?)

A general flirt and womanizer.

A visionary with no one to pass his vision along to because no one wants to think enough to understand.
Cow....Yeah he's very confusing.

Cow!?!?!?!He is such a perv!!!! But he is sweet...

Stop trying to prove me wrong Cow! Your making me look stupid!
^^^^^^^^^
actual quotes of random people I know
by Cow December 22, 2004
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celene

Celene is hott, Like a stripper, but not, she is my wife and I'LL kick your ass if you get near her.. And another definition of Celene is, (Hot/ horny /crazy girls)
Celene makes me horny...
by Cow March 23, 2004
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celene

X out I'm going to kick your ass part, Its a hott girl that you don't see every day that makes you want to jack off right on the spot..
by Cow March 23, 2004
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the move

A Maneuver a man makes when about to take a dump. The Move includes pulling down ones pants, bending over and crapping all at the same time. Some more skilled men also urinate as they conduct the Move.
If it werent for the move, I would have crapped in my pants and fell on my ass!
by Cow October 16, 2003
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california

A State thats pretty much like every other state, yet for some reason people pick on it more than any other state in the union. Talk about a jealous bunch
California fucking rocks. But so does every other state. Now shut the fuck up and go to work.
by Cow July 06, 2003
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zee

he's so totally zee!
by cow January 27, 2005
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