2🦠2🦠 MATH

When the mathematical education of millions of students in developing countries, who don’t have access to a computer or the internet, were hard hit by the lockdowns, which forced the authorities to postpone the national exams to 2021—a painful reality that exposes the wide inequality gap between the haves and the have-nots.
With new waves of the coronavirus pandemic currently sweeping many parts of the developed world, how much would 2🦠2🦠 math students be affected in the new year, especially when they’re not likely to be vaccinated before their counterparts in the West?
by Covido November 29, 2020
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Putin Number

A deadly or evil number on the manpower and military equipment, or on the timing of a kidnapping, terrorist attack, or foreign invasion, that Dictator Vladimir Putin would get from his military advisers in order for Russian forces, spies, terrorists, or mercenaries to cause the most damage to their political foes or to any anti-Russia or anti-Putin nations.
Be it in poisoning political foes living in foreign lands, sending extra mercenaries to Ukraine, or shipping ammunition to keep rogue leaders in power, all these evil acts require an optimal Putin number to minimize failure and avoid global embarrassment.
by Covido March 05, 2022
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Spotifying Trump’s Lies

When some Trumpreneurs are entertaining the idea of making the Pinocchio-in-Chief’s manifold lies available on Spotify in different music or podcast formats so that they sound pleasing or soothing to the ears of millions of ultra-MAGA cult members.
Guesstimate how much royalty creators could be raking in every month by Spotifying Trump’s lies in different languages.
by Covido November 23, 2023
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Covid-🇸🇪

When Sweden initially adopted a laissez-faire approach to deal with the coronavirus crisis, by not imposing a lockdown, allowing non-essential businesses to operate, and making physical distancing optional, which resulted in a death rate that is five to six times higher than that of its Scandinavian neighbors.
Sweden’s controversial strategy of aiming for herd immunity while imposing few restrictions on its population to contain the Covid-🇸🇪 crisis had turned out to be a social experiment fiasco for its political leaders—its death rate had led its neighbors to keep their borders closed to the Swedish people and products.
by Covido April 07, 2021
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A Liar-in-Chief’s immoral equivalent of “A picture is worth a thousand words.” When a caustic, narcissistic, racist, supremacist, or xenophobic tweet has the same negative or nauseating effect as a fake or frightening GIF.
In TrumpWorld, or among an obscene number of morally corrupt Trumpublican lawmakers, a picture is worth 280 characters.
by Covido February 08, 2022
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Covid-🇲🇾

When the growing movement of anti-vaccination groups in Malaysia, whose members refuse to be jabbed if the Covid-19 vaccines are not halal, doesn’t make herd immunity in the Muslim-majority nation achievable any time soon.
The recent spike in infected cases, which places Malaysia among the top five nations in South East Asia with the worse infection and death rates, is bad news for the moderate-Muslim country in containing the Covid-🇲🇾 crisis.
by Covido December 27, 2020
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Covid-🇮🇱

When the Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu offered to help the Palestinian authority contain the coronavirus crisis, not really because he wants to, but because it is impossible to separate Jews and Palestinians there—if one group is affected, both sides will inevitably suffer.
In Israel, PM Netanyahu used Covid-🇮🇱 to avoid being booted out of office and to speed up the annexation of significant parts of the Occupied Territory.
by Covido April 08, 2021
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