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Convict-19

A label given to a prisoner who has contracted the coronavirus, or died of it.
The authorities refused to reveal publicly the number of convict-19’s among the millions of inmates in US prisons, who are generally not given proper face masks and disinfectants to protect themselves.
by Covido November 28, 2020
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Twonager

A toddler who leverages on their young age and radical selfishness to terrorize or blackmail their parents and grandparents to give in to their demands or wants.
Twonagers born with a silver spoon in their mouth are like little Donald J. Trump’s or Kim Jong-Un’s, with a small percentage of them never outgrowing that phase of their life to become lifelong jerks or assholes.
by Covido December 11, 2022
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Covid-bellied

Those who had unhealthily put on some extra pounds during the coronavirus outbreak, as they stayed at home snacking junk food, smoking cannabis, or swallowing wine or alcohol to kill time.
Guesstimate how many millions of people worldwide had ended up being Covid-bellied since they were forced into quarantine or lockdown.
by Covido January 23, 2021
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1 China

When millions from the Chinese diaspora run the risk of being blacklisted and barred from entering China, Hong Kong, and Macau, because they refuse to publicly acknowledge or recognize that there is only one China in the world, and not two China’s—an autocratic China and a democratic Republic of China (or Taiwan).
Pro-Taipei mathematicians and math educators living in Asia, who reject the “1 China” worldview, risk a higher chance of being kidnapped by Chinese “special forces” and sent to reeducation camps in Xinjiang.
by Covido August 4, 2022
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Covid-🥷🏿

When radical Islamists and jihadists have taken advantage of the lockdown during the coronavirus pandemic to mobilize themselves in carrying out terrorist attacks against “infidels” and politicians who speak out against those try to impose their extremist ideology on others.
In many African and Asian countries that have been infiltrated by extremists and jihadists, locals are more frightened of Covid-🥷🏿 than Covid-19.
by Covido November 22, 2020
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Covid Number

The maximum number of people that are allowed to be together in public to minimize their risks of being infected with the coronavirus.
In Singapore, the Covid number for social gatherings is presently 5; in Hong Kong, it used to be 4 but has now gone down to 2; and in the US, it is a disturbing 10.
by Covido December 12, 2020
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Covidiocy

A synonymous word to describe Trump’s insane, irrational, lunatic, or stupid thought or behavior vis-à-vis the coronavirus—for example, he posted on Facebook that Covid-19 is less deadly than the seasonal flu.
Which is more dangerous or deadly for America: Covidiocy or white supremacy?
by Covido October 6, 2020
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