Covid-๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ

When the island paradise turned tax haven, which used to earn its main revenue by exporting quality raw sugar, wished the coronavirus would suffer the same fate as the dodoโ€”Mauritius needs tourists and tax fugitives to come back to revive its comatose economy.
How long would Mauritiusโ€”a lackey of China, which could easily or freely provide her with a million-odd doses of coronavirus vaccine to match her population sizeโ€”have to wait before Covid-๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ became a reality?
by Covido November 21, 2020
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Covid Rule

When a thin majority or weak government declares a nationwide state of emergency as an excuse to curb the spread of the coronavirus to hang on to power, or to prevent the administration from collapsing.
Malaysian PM resorts to Covid rule to suspend the parliament, thus preventing any elections to be held during the emergency, which could last until 2022, when the situation returned to normal.
by Covido January 12, 2021
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Covid-๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ต

The worldโ€™s most corona-unfriendly nation with allegedly zero infected cases, because it has completely closed its borders to all aliens, and Dictator-Murderer Kim had ordered that any foreign enemy who tried to cross over to infect the reclusive and starving nation would be shot dead.
With zero infections and deaths, the worldโ€™s most isolated and repressive nation prided itself for containing the coronavirus pandemic successfully thanks to draconian Covid-๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ต measures.
by Covido November 21, 2020
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When everyone is hell-bent to remain vigilant, so that the coronavirus has near-zero chances of spreadingโ€”when people behave as if they would die if they were to contract the virus.
If more fake leaders would promote the โ€œDonโ€™t give corona a chance!โ€ slogan aggressively or paranoically, infections and deaths due to Covid-19 could become a thing of the past.
by Covido September 27, 2020
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When a Covid-19 vaccine does not equate zero infections or deaths, especially when those in developed nations would get vaccinated first before their counterparts in the developing world could expect to be jabbed even with a half-baked vaccine from China or Russia.
The WHO warned the world that ๐Ÿฆ โ‚โ‚‰ ๐Ÿ’‰ โ‰  0๐Ÿ˜ท or 0๐Ÿ’€, when not everyone would be able to get jabbed in early 2021.
by Covido December 06, 2020
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Covid-๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

When the most powerful country in the world has the highest infection and mortality rates on the planet despite having the means and resources to contain the coronavirus pandemic, which only shows that inept and fake leadership was directly responsible for the millions of infections and ten of thousands of deaths nationwideโ€”when leadersโ€™ priority were on profits and personal interests rather than on people and principles.
Covid-๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ exposes the fake leadership of a selfish, corrupt, and inept president, who treats the number of infections and deaths as mere digits and statistics.
by Covido December 15, 2020
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Covid-๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡จ

When authorities in Seychelles wished to inoculate over 70% of its estimated 98,000 population by mid-March, thanks to donated half-baked or half-trialed vaccines as part of their donorโ€™s โ€œvaccine diplomacy,โ€ which would make the tourism-dependent islands the first nation to vaccinate its entire population and allow restrictions to be relaxed further.
Although the islands' relative isolation has allowed them to weather the Covid-19 storm relatively well and remain open to tourists, who needed to be confined to their hotels for 10 days upon arrival, itโ€™s doubtful how theyโ€™d contain Covid-๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡จ, as their visitors mostly come from places with high infection and mortality rates, which have witnessed new variants of the virus.
by Covido February 04, 2021
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