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bakersfield

Why trust air you can't see? The unbearable heat during the day adds to deliquency society as people prefer midnight outings and cow-tipping. From gang members to cowboys you will see a variety of "culture" The armpit of California is home to cheap living, suburbia mixed with random farms, and drastically changing geographics every year, as (for some reason) people keep moving there.
"Man it's hot as hell-wait..."
by Courtney April 16, 2005
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tatu

t.A.T.u. are a pop duo from Russia who made it big in 2003 with their outlandish and controversial lesbian-schoolgirl antics. The brain behind t.A.T.u. was one Ivan Shapovalov, a child psychologist who thought that the male population of the world would enjoy the fantasy that was t.A.T.u.

Okay, so t.A.T.u. have received a lot a shit from all those cynics out there, citing Lena and Julia as nothing but trendsbians, however the two never actually CLAIMED to be lesbians, simply in love with one another (I know, I'm nitpicking, but I don't care).

Furthermore, t.A.T.u. have been the biggest pop group ever really to address issues concerning homosexual relationships and the like, so I definitely think that they deserve their props.
Britney and Madonna were reduced to ripping off t.A.T.u. with THAT kiss at THOSE MTV VMAs a few years ago, when they snogged one another onstage.

A few people in the audience could've sworn they saw Madonna suck out Britney's soul.

Jack Black also said that Madonna didn't kiss Christina Aguilera as long as she did Britney, cuz of the dodgy looking scabs around Xtina's lips.
by Courtney April 8, 2005
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Milan

One of the shittiest most boring cities in the United States.
What're you going to do tonight?
I live in Milan, what is there to do?
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by Courtney January 15, 2005
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haris

he is the sexiest smartest cutest hottest guy....wow he's the guy of every girlz dream, if you see him you would probabbly want to fuck him up the ass...wow so sexy
wow tht haris iz sexy
by Courtney July 19, 2004
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Vagina tease

1. The male equivalent of a cock tease.

2. Guy on the receiving end of a girl's affections. Only, when he doesn't reciprocate same come-ons, leaves the girl feeling frustrated (both sexually and otherwise) and (usually) horny.
"Did things work out with Jason?"

"No. He's just a big vagina tease. Jerk."
by Courtney April 7, 2005
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fuckwad

a person who does something incredibly stupid or rude
My boyfriend is such a fuckwad! He slept with another girl!
by Courtney January 23, 2003
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School

A shit hole parentsw make us go to "learn" things when most of us onli fight get are drugs and talk
School sux
by Courtney March 31, 2004
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