A duck!

What floats on water and weighs the same as a witch.

When asked by Sir Benomir, what also floats, King Authur exclaimed "A duck".

by Cosmicstargoat January 30, 2004

A duck!

An insurance salesperson who is continually frustrated by humans who refuse to listen.

aflac, Aflac, AFLAC!

by Cosmicstargoat June 05, 2004

spleecher

A shrill, whistling fart, usually stinky and may be slightly wet.

Ed cut a spleecher that smelled like death warmed over.

by Cosmicstargoat February 04, 2004

flirtation

When the thingamajig is in the hand -or- the hand is in the thingamajig, but the thingamajig is not in the thingamajig

Timberlake dude's action with Janet Jackson was merely a flirtation, dude.

by Cosmicstargoat February 10, 2004

mother road

See: route 66

Route 66 is also known as the mother road or the "Main Street of America".

by Cosmicstargoat May 04, 2004

going steady

What happens after flirtation

Jazell ened up pregnant with Tyronne's baby after they started going steady

by Cosmicstargoat February 10, 2004

bumper stickers

Annoying and often Idiotic slogans, sayings and proclamations that are attached to the bumpers of the vehicles of usually rednecks or aging hippies.

These abrasive slogans are displayed by the proud owners in lieu of actual original thought and expression. Ditto for the stupid fishies that fundies adorn their autos with, smugly trying to project some sort of superiority, but only showing their boundless stupidity.

My daughter is a honor student

honk if you love jesus

It's in the Bible, I believe it, and that settles it

If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns

In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned

Tourettes is a GODAMNED, SERIOUS fucking CONDITION, man!

by Cosmicstargoat June 16, 2004