by Cosmicstargoat April 24, 2004
by Cosmicstargoat February 04, 2004
When the thingamajig is in the hand -or- the hand is in the thingamajig, but the thingamajig is not in the thingamajig
by Cosmicstargoat February 10, 2004
White Castle, a.k.a. Krystal in the Southern U.S. is place (I will not dignify it with the word 'restaurant') that is infamous for small, square burgers. Only severely retarded drifters and homless individuals are concsripted to work in these places.
The White Caste or Krystal Burger consists or a greasy, gristly, sickly-grey square slab of meat<sic> that is slapped on a square bun with onions and mustard and then immersed in boiling lard. There are variations of this gastronomical nightmare, but to describe them would be much too shocking for even this venue.
The only legitimate use for White Castle burgers is a medical one. If an individual is intoxicated, these burgers can be ingested and will immediately neutralize alcohol and induce sobriety because the human body detects a substance much more toxic than alcohol.
The White Caste or Krystal Burger consists or a greasy, gristly, sickly-grey square slab of meat<sic> that is slapped on a square bun with onions and mustard and then immersed in boiling lard. There are variations of this gastronomical nightmare, but to describe them would be much too shocking for even this venue.
The only legitimate use for White Castle burgers is a medical one. If an individual is intoxicated, these burgers can be ingested and will immediately neutralize alcohol and induce sobriety because the human body detects a substance much more toxic than alcohol.
No Mum (retching), I haven't been drinking, my mates and I just stopped and ate some burgers at White Castle last night. That is the real reason I am driving the porcelain truck this morning.
There is even a movie about White Castle.
There is even a movie about White Castle.
by Cosmicstargoat August 02, 2004
by Cosmicstargoat April 27, 2004
by Cosmicstargoat May 15, 2004