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Definitions by Cosmicstargoat

TWENTY-FIVE sizes larger than a A bra.
Fat beatch had milkers so large that she needed a zebra to contain them.
zebra by Cosmicstargoat April 26, 2004

texas holdem poker 

Texas holdem poker is the world's greatest and most popular poker game. The game is played with each player getting 2 cards down and then there are 5 community cards, face up on the table, for all to play. After looking at the hold cards there is a round of betting, the flop, which consists of 3 cards face up on the table, another round of betting, the turn, one card face up on the table, and finally the river, which is the last card up. The most popular variation is no limit Texas Holdem.
The best thing about The World Poker Tour and Texas Holdem Poker is Shana Hiatt's tits

the flop 

3 cards dealt face up at one time in Texas holdem poker.
MaineBowl called in spite of his weak 7-2 offsuit, just so he could look at the flop. What a moron.
the flop by Cosmicstargoat April 23, 2004

the turn 

This is one card dealt face up on the table after the flop in Texas holdem poker
Well, I didn't get any help with the flop, maybe I will the card I get at the turn. I'm dreaming.
the turn by Cosmicstargoat April 23, 2004

silent but deadly 

Not a spleecher or a barfoom in that the originator of these stinkbombs cannot be detected until it is too late.
Some broccoli-munching vegan cut a silent but deadly stinkbomb on the bus. Eat meat, twerp!
Online derisive laughter, at your expense.
You actually purchased a penis patch? bwhahah!! roflmao
bwahaha by Cosmicstargoat February 14, 2004