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White Castle

White Castle, a.k.a. Krystal in the Southern U.S. is place (I will not dignify it with the word 'restaurant') that is infamous for small, square burgers. Only severely retarded drifters and homless individuals are concsripted to work in these places.

The White Caste or Krystal Burger consists or a greasy, gristly, sickly-grey square slab of meat<sic> that is slapped on a square bun with onions and mustard and then immersed in boiling lard. There are variations of this gastronomical nightmare, but to describe them would be much too shocking for even this venue.

The only legitimate use for White Castle burgers is a medical one. If an individual is intoxicated, these burgers can be ingested and will immediately neutralize alcohol and induce sobriety because the human body detects a substance much more toxic than alcohol.
No Mum (retching), I haven't been drinking, my mates and I just stopped and ate some burgers at White Castle last night. That is the real reason I am driving the porcelain truck this morning.

There is even a movie about White Castle.
by Cosmicstargoat August 2, 2004
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A duck!

What floats on water and weighs the same as a witch.
When asked by Sir Benomir, what also floats, King Authur exclaimed "A duck".
by Cosmicstargoat January 30, 2004
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Sexy Beast

A movie that featured one of the most terrifying characters ever portrayed.

That character was magnificently played by Ben Kingsley as Don Logan. Logan was the very embodiment of a sociopath, a fuming, steaming, spiting, cursing Tasmanian Devil with Tourettes; a gangster Sergeant Major that simply would not take no for an answer.

He is scarier than the Alien, with no fear, no remorse, no conscience, no regard for anything in his path.

Chilling
You're the problem! You're the fucking problem you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! I'm telling you Aitch you keep looking at me I'll put you in the fucking ground, promise you!

Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck ain't you. Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?
by Cosmicstargoat August 23, 2004
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the flop

3 cards dealt face up at one time in Texas holdem poker.
MaineBowl called in spite of his weak 7-2 offsuit, just so he could look at the flop. What a moron.
by Cosmicstargoat April 23, 2004
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barfoom

A loud fart, usually made while sitting in a chair, the gas and sound waves spreading out in all directions. Opposite of a spleecher
During the Sales Meeting, Henry left loose with a thunderous barfoom and everyone snickered.
by Cosmicstargoat February 4, 2004
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retired

When it is no longer necessary to suck up to Corporate America in order to earn a living. This means giving up crowded airports, unnecessary meetings, a Sales Manager that is 20 years your junior telling you how badly that you suck, Action Plans, Quotas, more meetings, a business suit, white shirt and tie, ulcers and stomach cramps.

Being genuinely retired means that you began long ago to plan for the future and can now tell everyone except Mother Nature and Father Time to 'kiss ass'
I am retired, so leave me alone.
by Cosmicstargoat June 16, 2004
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zebra

TWENTY-FIVE sizes larger than a A bra.
Fat beatch had milkers so large that she needed a zebra to contain them.
by Cosmicstargoat April 26, 2004
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