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the fed

The Federal Reserve System. The Chairman of The Fed is Alan Greenspan, the most powerful man in the world. Alan Greenspan HATES The Stock Market and gets great pleasure from making ambiguous statements during Senate hearings that throw The Market into a tizzy.

The Fed is responsible for regulating the monetary policy and interest rates for The United States.

When Alan Greenspan twitches his nose the wrong way, Wall Street contorts, sometimes violently, plunging at 64 feet per second.
My 401K is now a 201K, Thanks, Al!
by Cosmicstargoat June 16, 2004
mugGet the the fedmug.

A duck!

An insurance salesperson who is continually frustrated by humans who refuse to listen.
by Cosmicstargoat June 5, 2004
mugGet the A duck!mug.

savage injun

by Cosmicstargoat April 27, 2004
mugGet the savage injunmug.

texas holdem poker

Texas holdem poker is the world's greatest and most popular poker game. The game is played with each player getting 2 cards down and then there are 5 community cards, face up on the table, for all to play. After looking at the hold cards there is a round of betting, the flop, which consists of 3 cards face up on the table, another round of betting, the turn, one card face up on the table, and finally the river, which is the last card up. The most popular variation is no limit Texas Holdem.
The best thing about The World Poker Tour and Texas Holdem Poker is Shana Hiatt's tits
by Cosmicstargoat April 23, 2004
mugGet the texas holdem pokermug.

mother road

Route 66 is also known as the mother road or the "Main Street of America".
by Cosmicstargoat May 4, 2004
mugGet the mother roadmug.

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