Cosmicstargoat's definitions

A duck!

What floats on water and weighs the same as a witch.

When asked by Sir Benomir, what also floats, King Authur exclaimed "A duck".

by Cosmicstargoat January 30, 2004

barfoom

A loud fart, usually made while sitting in a chair, the gas and sound waves spreading out in all directions. Opposite of a spleecher

During the Sales Meeting, Henry left loose with a thunderous barfoom and everyone snickered.

by Cosmicstargoat February 4, 2004

spleecher

A shrill, whistling fart, usually stinky and may be slightly wet.

Ed cut a spleecher that smelled like death warmed over.

by Cosmicstargoat February 4, 2004

flirtation

When the thingamajig is in the hand -or- the hand is in the thingamajig, but the thingamajig is not in the thingamajig

Timberlake dude's action with Janet Jackson was merely a flirtation, dude.

by Cosmicstargoat February 10, 2004

going steady

What happens after flirtation

Jazell ened up pregnant with Tyronne's baby after they started going steady

by Cosmicstargoat February 10, 2004