Definitions by Cornholio

axolotl 

A type of salamander found in lakes near Mexico City and bred at Indiana University among other places to study their ability to regenerate lost limbs. From the Nahuatl, meaning "water dog."

"See ya later, alligator."
"I'm hittin' the bottle, axolotl."

axolotl by Cornholio November 3, 2003

eeyazow talk 

A form of Pig Latin.

In Eeyazow talk, "when in the course of human events" becomes "weeyazen eeyazin theeazee keeyazorce eeyazuv heeyazyuman eeyazavents".

eeyazow talk by Cornholio November 3, 2003

petting

Phrase used in old-fashioned teen sex manuals for foreplay without intercourse.

They used to engage in heavy petting down at Lovers' Lane.

petting by Cornholio November 3, 2003

three little words

Phrases to destroy a guy's self-confidence.

"Is it in?" "Make it snappy!" "You done yet?"

three little words by cornholio October 31, 2003

zhlub 

A stupid fat slob. Yiddish?

That guy eating two pizzas at once is such a zhlub.

zhlub by Cornholio October 31, 2003

ankle-biter 

A little kid; a rug rat.

Only ankle-biters like Barney; everyone else wants to barbecue him.

ankle-biter by Cornholio October 31, 2003

weenie waver 

Flasher; flag waver; one who engages in indecent exposure

The little weenie waver pleaded guilty and got six months.

weenie waver by Cornholio October 31, 2003