Skip to main content

Cool Hand Duke's definitions

wheelchair

Marijuana that makes you tired, dizzy, slothful, or recumbant. Wheelchair is usually the least desireable index by which marijuana is appreciated though some users have a preference for it. Wheelchair has a high analgesic and anasthetic effect without the euphoria that would be found in happy pot.
I picked up some wheelchair pot for my grandmother to help her with her arthritis.
by Cool Hand Duke October 17, 2007
mugGet the wheelchairmug.

Caveat Dorito

Beware skinny girls who like junk food
Rube: I went to the movies with Kristy and she ate a whole bag of buttered popcorn. I don't know how she stays so skinny
Wiseguy: Caveat Dorito pal.
by Cool Hand Duke October 16, 2007
mugGet the Caveat Doritomug.

c'mere

Abreviated from "Come Here"

What you say to a girl you've been drinking or smoking with prior to your first attempt to kiss her. It's an attempt to attract her attention and give her an early warning before you swoop in. You'll get an instant reaction to determine if you need to abort that kiss.
"I'm so glad you invited me over for a smoke."
"C'mere."
by Cool Hand Duke November 26, 2007
mugGet the c'meremug.

beer bed

The place where you fall asleep whilst stumbling home from the bar.
It was cold last night and I went to beer bed in an ATM halfway home from the bar.
by Cool Hand Duke November 9, 2007
mugGet the beer bedmug.

pelsic

In Canada, in the context of smoking marijuana, a person who becomes excited, exuberant, childish, playful, or sexual. A pelsic stoner favours happy, stupid weed with a low wheelchair index and often wants to go dancing, invent new games, engage in shenanigans, or engage in sexual activity. The opposite of a lothic stoner.
Jimmy's pelsic - he'll come throw rocks at a beehive with me.
by Cool Hand Duke October 17, 2007
mugGet the pelsicmug.

Ron Jeremy Event

Named for the famous porn star, the Ron Jeremy event is an accidental occurrence that happens once in a while to people who frequently download television shows and movies from file-sharing platforms.

In order for a Ron Jeremy Event to occur, a show or movie is innocently labeled (i.e. South Park s15e12 - Timmy's Birthday.avi) by whomever is closely guarding his porn from the snoopy wife or girlfriend who hates South Park. An unrelated party then downloads the file expecting innocent content. The file may be opened right away or may sit and share for months before being watched. When it is first opened and the discovery is made, the Ron Jeremy Event has occurred.

As those who relabel their porn keep a small porno-stash, they value quality over quantity. Thus the best porn on the internet is always found in the form of a Ron Jeremy Event.
A: "Did you see the latest episode of Weeds?"
B: "No - I thought I downloaded it, but I ended up having a Ron Jeremy Event."
A: "What did you get?"
B: "Powertool Massacre."
A: "Any good?"
B: "Awesome. I'll burn you a copy."
by Cool Hand Duke November 9, 2007
mugGet the Ron Jeremy Eventmug.

canoodle

Jill and her boyfriend canoodle at the bus stop in the morning on their way to school.
by Cool Hand Duke November 9, 2007
mugGet the canoodlemug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email