Cool Cock69's definitions

Bruiser Hurst

A Bruise Hurst is someone who plays baseball and is very short. They are normally dog shit and don’t do their job as a first baseman. This person is likely to finger their girlfriend after 2 days of dating. A Bruiser Hurst strives to be apart of The Great Monks but will never achieve his goalinson.

That sophomore in Oklahoma with the blonde hair is a real Bruiser Hurst.

by Cool Cock69 April 26, 2021

poopinson

Someone who is complete dog shit and is frowned upon by the community.

Wyatt Huckleby is a real big poopinson.

by Cool Cock69 April 26, 2021

Wet Cock Syndrome

A man gets Wet Cock Syndrome when he goes to take a shit and his cock grazes the water like a elegant pebble skipping across the vast ocean.

Oh shit I just got Wet Cock Syndrome

by Cool Cock69 April 28, 2021

Peggy Stanbro

A Peggy Stanbro is someone who loves a female so much that he would prefer to be pegged by them. He tends to be inferior and submissive in the bed and at the court.

Parker Stanbro is such a Peggy Stanbro. I can’t believe he let her peg him in the ass

by Cool Cock69 December 29, 2022

Bus Job

A bus job is a blowjob that is received on a bus ride back from a basketball game, normally a few seats behind the coaches. Most of the time the person receiving a bus job gets it from his best friends girlfriend. This person normally proceeds to get into a fight with his friend.

Didn’t Jaden Perry get a Bus Job his freshman year?

by Cool Cock69 April 28, 2021